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Joke> Have you heard about this new store that just opened?

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A new supermarket opened in Prudenville It has an automatic

water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it

goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the

smell of fresh rain.

When you pass the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and you

experience the scent of fresh mown hay.

In the meat department there is the aroma of charcoal

grilled steaks with onions.

When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and

cackle, and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of

bacon and eggs frying.

The bread department features the tantalizing smell of

fresh baked bread and cookies.

I don't buy toilet paper there anymore.

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  1. lmfao I was wondering where this was going in the beginning


  2. i see~~!!! opps i wouldn't buy either~~!!!not always technology is  pleasant  i stinks on its own way~~!!!

  3. lmao..

  4. HEHEHE! :D

  5. thats funny  

  6. Ha, ha, ha!

    This one lifts up my spirit!

    Here's a star for you, kitty.

    Haven't you passed by the toilet paper section even if you didn't intend to buy anything there ?

    I'm sure the store has no toilet paper / sanitary napkin sections.

    ..

  7. HAHHAHAH made my day thanks for the laugh  

  8. i wouldn't buy paper there either. you make my day and evening

  9. Ha ha! What does toilet paper smell like?  I have to stay away from the hay because I have allergies but you would see me lingering around the steaks!

    Good one. I wonder whatever happened to the so called smellovision that was talked about many years ago?

    I guess there would be no need for toilet paper because many wouldn't want to eat meats after the cows mooed or the chickens clucked. I would guess the joke was what sounds or smells would come out of the toilet paper area huh? I don't want to find out! LOL

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