Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the
other is usually the husband.
When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me
that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to
take care of first: the truck, the car, e-mail, fishing, always
something more important to me.
Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point. When I arrived
home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away
with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for a short time
and then went into the house. I was gone only a few minutes. When I came
out again I handed her a toothbrush.
'When you finish cutting the grass,' I said, 'you might as well sweep
the driveway.'
The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp..
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