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Joke> Is marriage really a relationship?

by Guest21151  |  earlier

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Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the

other is usually the husband.

When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me

that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to

take care of first: the truck, the car, e-mail, fishing, always

something more important to me.

Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point. When I arrived

home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away

with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for a short time

and then went into the house. I was gone only a few minutes. When I came

out again I handed her a toothbrush.

'When you finish cutting the grass,' I said, 'you might as well sweep

the driveway.'

The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp..

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  1. Yes!

    Female boss and  Male-slave relationship.

    Ha, hah, hah! Good joke!

    Moral : In this relationship, Insubordination never goes unpunished.


  2. did she supply tooth picks for the splints...?...well done kitty..another star for you....seamanab x

  3. good one! LOL

  4. LOL hilarious!!

  5. Ha ha ha Good one! What a clever wife! She did ruin her s*x life though. LOL

  6. SO!!!  Just what are you trying to say Kitty...:)

  7. Lol Honey you had me in stiches.x*x

    Thanks for the laugh,just what the dr orderd,have a star and keep up the good work.x*x

  8. Nice !!!!!

  9. should be a lesson learned :)

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