HUSBAND'S LETTER
>
> A husband wrote the following letter for his wife and left it on the
> dining room table:
>
> To My Dear Wife,
>
> You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being
64
> Years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you, and I
value
> you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter I hope you
will
> not Wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening
with
> my 18-year-old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel.
>
> Please don't be upset - I shall return home before midnight.
>
> When the man came home late that night he found the following letter
on
> The dining room table:
>
> To My Dear Husband,
>
> I received your letter and thank you for your honesty about my being
64
> years old. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that
you
> are also 64 years old. As you know , I am a math teacher at our local
> college.
>
> I would like to inform you that while you're at the Comfort Inn, I
will
> Be at The Hotel Fiesta with Michael, one of my students, who is also
the
> Assistant tennis coach. He is young, virile, and like your secretary,
he
> is 18 years old.
>
> As a successful businessman with an excellent knowledge of math, you
> Will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one
> small
> difference: 18 goes into 64 a lot more times than 64 goes into 18.
>
> Therefore, I will not be home until sometime tomorrow.
>
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