Joke> Should you ask for crushed nuts on your cream?

Question

A little old man shuffled slowly into the 'Orange Dipper', an ice cream

parlor in Naples , and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool.

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*After catching his breath he ordered a banana split.

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*The waitress asked kindly, 'Crushed nuts?'

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*'No,' he replied, 'hemorrhoids*

Answer 1

you are so good. crushed nuts with ice cream is in best taste

Answer 2

Wow

Answer 3

This one is  is pure 'humor' that makes us laugh & be happy.

I enjoyed the pun on the  following expressions you have been toying with:

1. 'orange dipper'

2. 'a banana split' or 'split banana'

3. ''nuts' ( not necessarily 'crushed')

4. 'hemorrhoids'

It is obvious what they all go to suggest.

There lies the humor!

Here is a star of appreciation for this one, kitty!

Answer 4

Nothing like a funny one to pick me up. Thanks, it really was funny.

Answer 5

Not if your a dude...

Oww

Answer 6

ummmmm what

Answer 7

Too funny....not what I was expecting, which is what made it funnier still!

ma

Answer 8

You said nuts and the squirrel came a runin', then I groan at your joke.  LOL  Thanks, star for you

Answer 9

I dont know what hemorrhoids are, but I still get it. Star for you.

Answer 10

nothin worse than a bunch of grapes hanging from the butt...apart from crushed nuts.......if they walk with bowed legs they have hemorroids...or there a cowboy......or both....seamanab x

Answer 11

haha :L

i like it x