Joke...joke...?????????

Question

A police officer pulled over a driver and informed him that, because he was wearing his seat belt, he had just won $5,000 in a safety competition. "What are you going to do with the prize money?" the officer asked. The man responded, "I guess I'll go to driving school and get my license." At that moment, his wife, who was seated next to him, chimed in, "Officer, don't listen to him. He's a smart aleck when he's drunk." This woke up the guy in the back seat, who, when he saw the cop, blurted out, "I knew we wouldn't get far in this stolen car." At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a voice asked "Are we over the border yet?"

Answer 1

This sounds oddly like my life!

Answer 2

Old but nice.

Answer 3

hehehe........it was great.........

Answer 4

Hahahaha!!:)

Nice one!!:D

Answer 5

Nice;

Two immigrants arrive in the United States and are discussing the difference between the Old Country and the U.S. One of them says that he's heard that people in the U.S. eat dogs, and if they're going to fit in, they better eat dogs as well. So they head to the nearest hot dog stand and order two 'dogs.' The first guy unwraps his, looks at it, and nervously looks at his friend.

"What part did you get?"

Answer 6

LMAO, good one! :]

Answer 7

ahaha i think he should use that money to pay off those tickets...

Answer 8

i get it funny

Answer 9

ha ha   wow

Answer 10

rofl very funny

Answer 11

hehehe!

Answer 12

hehehe

luv gacc

Answer 13

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Answer 14

i like it

Answer 15

thats hilarious

Answer 16

oh, yeah. I'm sure they got busted! hehehehehehehehehe!!!!

Answer 17

ha ha

Answer 18

its funny

Answer 19

Are you sure there else that is still hidden here?

Answer 20

lmao they r smart! haha

Answer 21

LOL.. GOOD ONE!!