Joke or Riddle (Which you decide)?

Question

Joke or Riddle (Which you decide)?

Answer 1

Joke:

A man comes home after an assignment of 3-years and he finds, there is an additional member of the family, a 2 year old toddler. Furious he demands an explanation:

He says, how could you have done this to me! Did you cheat on me with one of my friends, was it Josh, was it Nathan, or was it John?

His wife with a daring look says, your friends! Your friends! Don’t you think I have my own friends too?

Answer 2

Riddle.

Answer 3

JOKE!

Answer 4

This young man comes home from Ranger school, and tells his dad about what they had him do.

"they tried to make me jump out of an air plane !! but i looked out the door and knew there was no way i would do it!!"

"then my drill sargeant came up to me and said if i didn't jump, he was gonna stick his baton up my hind end!!!"

his dad asked him, "did you jump?"

"A little at first!!"

and my other joke is :

What did cinderella do when she got to the ball?

CHOKED!!!

Answer 5

joke AND riddle

A little boy was doing his maths homework.

He said to himself,

"Two plus five, the son of a bitc... is seven.

Three plus six, the son of a bitc... is nine..."

His mother heard what he was saying and gasped, "What are you doing?"

The little boy answered, "I'm doing my maths homework, Mom."

"And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?" the mother asked.

"Yes," he answered.

Infuriated, the mother asked the teacher the next day, "What are you

teaching my son in maths?"

The teacher replied, "Right now, we are learning addition."

The mother asked, "And are you teaching them to say two plus two, the sonof a bitc... is four?"

After the teacher stopped laughing, she answered, "What I taught them was, two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH, is four."

Riddle:

If u have a mobile then its last digit multiply it by 2,

+5,

multiply it by50,

+your age,

+365,

-615,

THE LAST TWO NUMBERS IS YOUR AGE AND THE FIRST NUMBER IS YOUR MOBILE'S LAST DIGIT

Answer 6

i dont care as long as its funny and/or little bit easy for the riddle

Answer 7

Joke

Answer 8

Joke! I'm in need of a funny joke right now.