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Joke or is it the power of prayer?

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Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large raging, violent river. Needing to get to the other side, the first man prayed:

'God, please give me the strength to cross the river.'

Poof! .. God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to swim across in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice.

After witnessing that, the second man prayed: 'God, please give me strength and the tools to cross the river'

Poof! .. God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs and he was able to row across in about an hour after almost capsizing once.

Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man prayed: 'God, please give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to cross the river'

Poof! .. He was turned into a woman. She checked the map, hiked one hundred yards up stream and walked across the bridge.

GO AHEAD, SEND THIS TO A WOMAN WHO NEEDS A GOOD LAUGH AND TO ANY MAN WHO CAN HANDLE IT!

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  1. Even God has a good sense of humor......

    She really does!

    (jk)

    ma


  2. ...well your god did give women a improved model brain the guys only got the proto type...it pays to come second sometimes.....seamanab x

  3. LOL  I LIKE that kitty

  4. thats is quality.....have a star babe!

  5. The power of Prayer!

    " More things are wrought by Prayer than the world can dream of ': Lord Tennyson.

    We must know how to rightly word our Prayers.

  6. I liked this one.  funny

  7. LOL. You my dear ROCK.

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