Joke : pay me a compliment ..can I have some stars please ?

Question

A woman, standing nude, looks in the bedroom mirror and says to her husband, "I feel horrible, I look fat and ugly. Pay me a compliment."

The husband replies, "Your eyesight's d**n near perfect."

He never heard the shot....

Answer 1

pretty funny, heard it before.but still funny

Answer 2

lol thats funny ill give u 4 out 9

Answer 3

and I thought my jokes where bad...

Answer 4

dude ya should come visit me and tell me jokes all day...rad  

Answer 5

haha funny

Answer 6

Ha ha. Okay, you got your star.

Answer 7

heard it a long time ago, but is fuuny.

Answer 8

that was funny:)

Answer 9

Good one, star for you. I bet you'll like this one too.

Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed.

She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"

The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Bob has been missing since Friday.