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Three guys are drinking in a bar when a drunk comes in, staggers up to them, and points at the guy in the middle, shouting;

"Your mom's the best s*x in town!"

Everyone expects a fight, but the guy ignores him, so the drunk wanders off and bellies up to the bar at the far end. Ten minutes later, the drunk comes back, points at the same guy, and says;

"I just did your mom, and it was sw-e-et!"

Again the guy refuses to take the bait, and the drunk goes back to the far end of the bar. Ten minutes later, he comes back and announces;

"Your mom liked it!"

Finally the guy interrupts. "Go home, Dad, you're drunk

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  1. brilliant!

    I'm sending that to everyone in work now

    thanks for that :]


  2. hahaaha !!

  3. HAHA! good one :P

  4. How wonderful, just love it.  Please keep them coming.

  5. LMAO nice one (Y)

  6. Ha, I get it. Kind of funny.

  7. ha great

  8. Ha ha

  9. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! That was so unepected. Best joke yet... STAR!!!! :D

  10. really good lool im side splitting

  11. haha thats funny

  12. lol hehehe thats good lol star!

  13. so old so so so so so so old

    man walks into a bar

    ouch

  14. haha that was really funny!:]

  15. OMG  i wouldn't like to be in the guys shoes.....LOL!!

  16. haha

  17. Good one. Likes =D

  18. So this same guy,Isaac gets home late after attending his friend’s leaving party in the City. As soon as he walks in, there is his wife, Sarah, waiting for him.

    Sarah looks at Isaac and says angrily, "Can you explain to me, Isaac, how this large red lipstick mark got onto your shirt collar?"

    "No, I can't," Isaac replies. "I don’t know how it happened - I distinctly remember taking off my shirt."


  19. lol.. good but i seen the end coming. x

  20. Lol Funny

    xox

  21. LOL

  22. Thats brilliant :-D Star for you xx

  23. that really sucks!

  24. lol that was so funny i like these kind of jockes

  25. hehehe!

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