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Joke :the drunk man..can I have some stars please ?

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A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her, placed his hand up

her skirt and began fondling her.

She jumped up and slapped him silly.

He immediately apologized and explained, "I'm sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her."

"Why you drunken, worthless, insufferable son of a *****!" she screamed.

"Funny," he muttered, "you even sound exactly like her."

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  1. hehehehhehe lols

    i jus luv listenin to yur jokes


  2. LMFAO... nice one

  3. ha ha ha~~~!!!!!!!

    lmao~~~!!!!!!!!!!

    exactly when ever i see a girl wearing red dress looks like my wife~~!!!!!!! lolzzzz

  4. MEH

  5. right on mate,ya made me burst out at the last line...stars

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