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Joke time?!?

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One day, at a bus stop there was a girl wearing a miniskirt. When the bus came, it was her turn to get on & she realized her skirt was 2 tight for her to lift her foot onto the step. Thinking it would give her enough slack, she reached back and unzipped her skirt a bit. Still not reaching the step, embarrassed, she unzipped her skirt more. She still couldn't reach!

So, with her zipper 1/2 way down, she unzipped her whole skirt thinking she could step now. She lifted her leg and still could not reach! Then, to her surprise, the man behind her took her by the waist and lifted her up onto the platform. The girl, furious, said to the man "How dare you touch my body that way, I don't even know you!" Shocked, the man says,

"Well, ma'am, after you reached around and unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured that we were friends."

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  1. lol

    funny and embarrasing


  2. Great Joke

  3. oh my god. Oh my god.

    Great star for you

  4. omg thats hilarious

  5. I can't stop laughing!

  6. Lol, I've never heard this one before, that was a good one

  7. hahhahaha, that was hilarious

  8. hahahahahahahaha nice one!

  9. lol.. that was good

  10. that is good lolololol heheheheheehe

  11. wow..... what a 'smart' person.....

  12. lol.......though gud one!

  13. ahahahaha! thats a good one! =D

  14. LOL....This is good!!

  15. omg lol

  16. Hahahahahaha! That was sooo funny! I havent laughed that hard for absolutely aaaaaaayyges! Thankyou!

  17. LOL that's fantastic!!! star for u!!!

  18. wow i didn't expect that coming! lol that was really funny!

  19. ive heard it before, but still lololol funny!

  20. funny.....

  21. LMBO!

  22. LMFAO !!
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