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Joke: when sexism has a comeback - just for laffs though!

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Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my b*****s are too small. Instead of

characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion:

"If you want your b*****s to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds"

Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my b*****s.

"How long will this take?" I asked.

"They will grow larger over a period of years," my husband replies. I stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my b*****s every day will make my b*****s larger over the years?"

Without missing a beat he says "Worked for your ****, didn't it?"

He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again although he will probably continue to take his meals through a straw.

Stupid, stupid man

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  1. lol! very funny :)  


  2. Uncover the starred out word and spell it different. Do that by adding details. It would be funnier if we knew what the word was.

  3. Ha ha

    Yeah YA do not accept phrases like ar*se

  4. haaaaaaaaaaaaaa

  5. A S S ..................

  6. hilarious!

  7. very very funny

  8. hahahaha...

    lol....

    i

    love

    it!!!!!

  9. ha ha ha ha ha

  10. nice. very nice

    say, did her b***s ever get bigger? (;

    just kidding!

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