Joke ... which is your footy woman?

Question

ADELAIDE CROWS: JULIA ROBERTS

Big in the 1990s but done nothing lately?

BRISBANE LIONS: Pamela Anderson

Best and only asset is upfront

CARLTON BLUES: NAOMI CAMPBELL

Struts around like a winner but behaves like a loser

COLLINGWOOD MAGPIES: BELINDA NEAL

Arrogant b***h who thinks the world revolves around her

ESSENDON BOMBERS: SHARON STONE

Once the hottest name in the 'biz, now just a fading force

FREMANTLE DOCKERS: CASEY DONOVAN

Seemed like a good idea at the time, now no-one is buying her sh*t

GEELONG CATS: NATALIE BASSINGTHWAITE

A star after years as a bit player

HAWTHORN HAWKS: JESSICA ALBA

Hot Hot Hot

MELBOURNE DEMONS: LINDSAY LOHAN

A miracle she is still alive

NORTH MELBOURNE KANGAROOS: KIM (FROM KATH & KIM)

Deluded and incapable of living without the intensive support of others.

Would fit right in on the Gold Coast.

PORT ADELAIDE POWER: BRITNEY SPEARS

Once had the world at her fingertips. Now can`t even remember to wear her underwear in public and is a failure on the home front.

RICHMOND TIGERS: JANE FONDA

A legend in the 60s/70s but you wouldn`t touch her in 2008

ST KILDA SAINTS: RICKI LEE COULTER

Promises a lot but never delivers

SYDNEY SWANS: CATE BLANCHETT

Used to be boring but has become interesting again

WEST COAST EAGLES: AMY WINEHOUSE

Enough said

WESTERN BULLDOGS: LINDSAY DAVENPORT

Unflashy, no nonsense gritty competitor

Answer 1

lol AMY WINEHOUSE

Answer 2

Hahaha nice.

I've got wino, unfortunately. Better than having old Pammy I spose...

Answer 3

very well done,

haha amy winehouse and WCE....haha

good work ;)

Answer 4

funny

i guess u must be a eagles fan hey

hey what about paris hilton who does she support

Answer 5

AHHH, yes Jane Fonda, when i was around 8-9, my dad took me and my brother to the drive-in to see a space movie, whoo hoo, we thought, in the back of the old falcon station wagon in our pj's and dressing gowns,  the old man goes over to the kiosk to get some munchies, anyway the movie comes on and it's Jane Fonda floating through space in the nude, 'Barbarella' the movie was called, do you think the old man got back to the car in record time or what.

Then there's Jane in 'On Golden Pond',   well yes,  i see what you mean, give me Barbarella' any time. (although the tigers were still pretty hot stuff early 80's and so was Jane)

Answer 6

My answer is - all of them!

Because all football women are jokes.

Answer 7

yeh pretty funny. d'you come up with all this urself?

Answer 8

lol collingwood but hawthorn is likeable

Answer 9

we are so not amy winhouse (although that was funny) we are not the only club with drug problems but because we were preety much untouchable before cousins ****** up it was made into such a big issue. take sydneys's barry hall he knocks out staker gets a 9 week ban its topical conversation for a month and hasnt been heard form since despite the fact thats pretty d**n illegal (assault anyone)

Answer 10

you are very creative I should say

Answer 11

Haha, funny, except for the Collingwood one :P

Great Joke =)

Love the West Coast one!

EDIT: Rogue, Belinda Neal is a disgraced federal MP =)

Answer 12

Julia, nice joke

Answer 13

I don't care who they follow..............just as long as they have a nice ***!!!!

Ha ha ha ha.....do you get it? I cracked a funny!

Answer 14

that's good :)

well done!

though i don't consider myself or any female eagles supporter Amy winehouse. lol.

Answer 15

Hey, you leave Jane Fonda alone. I'd have her shoes under my bed before yours.

Answer 16

Well thanks... lol

Answer 17

**Natalie Bassingthwaite ... no complaints with being a star now.**

Answer 18

ummm very kool but i totally disagree on the eagle - amy whinehouse thing...ewwww. so what about the drug things we r other that....what afl player doesnt smoke or drink.....name one....look at hawks they full of druggies...buddy being one and don't forget crawford..but eagles were  the only ones named hahhhhh

Answer 19

That's a good one, i like that. I guess Britney's my woman, lol.

Answer 20

Thats great, Jessica Alba all the way.

Answer 21

hehehe.loved it!!!!

I would so turn g*y for Pamela Anderson.lol

Answer 22

good jokes

Answer 23

clever ,and a lot of them are right on the money

but i think the pies would be better represented by some p**n star as they are up and down all the time and secretly every one loves them

Answer 24

haha now that is the greatest joke i ever heard

Answer 25

Well I guess I'm with CATE BLANCHETT all the way!

Great joke! thanks for that got a good giggle!

Have a STAR!

Answer 26

Excellent! that was awesome. wish i had thought of that lol.

Answer 27

Im sure i've seen this before, still its funny!!

I dont even know who Belinda Neal is!!!

Answer 28

I think these are grouse!1..

Dunno which one makes me laugh more,the West Coast one or the Port one..

Have a Star*....