Jokes anyone??? Anything will do! ?

Question

I love to collect jokes and riddles and such. If you have any good jokes, please tell me! Here's one of my favorites:

A man is working quietly in his office, when his boss came in.

"Uh, hey boss!" The man said.

"......You should check your email more often." His boss replied.

"Why?" The man said.

"Because I fired you three weeks ago."

HAHAHA!

Answer 1

1. How do you get a blond with one arm out of a tree?

you wave at her

2.Two men were standing outside the gates of Heaven talking about how they died. The first guy says he came home because he knew his wife was cheating on him.  He started running around the house looking for his wife's lover and on the way up to search the attic he had a heart attack and died from running all around the house frantically.  Then the second guy says "if only you'd check the freezer we both would still be alive."

those two are my favorites!

Answer 2

Ok... there is a flight of stairs ok? There is and old person a teenager and a kid. each stair tells a joke. there are 100 stairs. the kid gos 25 stairs and fails. the teenager goes 74 and fails. the old person gets to the 99th stair and out of nowhere says ''HA-HA i finally get the 1st question!

Ha Ha hope this helps,

Nix

Answer 3

Why Did The Cat Cross The Road

Coz It Wan'ted Fish

Phwa HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

SO FUNNY CAN YOU BELIVE IT I MADE IT UP MA SELF I'M SOOOOOOOOO FUNNNY

Answer 4

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;...

I have a whole slew of them. Just search for Little Johnny on the web!

Precious..I don't get yours!