Jokes for everyone!!!!please read!!!?

Question

1 ok how do you get down off a elephant?

#2 how do you catch a polar bear? (answer) you carve a hole in to the ice and then put peas a round it when the polar bear comes down to take a pea you kick him in the ICE HOLE!!!!! LOL!!!! ROFL!!!!

you dont get down of a elephant you get down off a duck the little feathers on a duck the softer comferter? ok....... and what if a rhino and a elaphant? a el if i no elifino ok well i will be back tomarow to have more jokes!!!!!!!!! please coment and please i will pick the best answer if you dont comment that means you wont get picked!!! and please comment ok lets say the best answer will be between the 1st answer to the 15th answer to please answer and tell me if these are bad!! of FUNNY!!!!

Answer 1

the polar bear one is good!

Answer 2

the polar bear was funny but rest was not understandable.

I gave you a star.  

Answer 3

What???

Answer 4

not funny at all!!!

Answer 5

You're not making much sense hun.

Answer 6

ummm....what?