Jokes ha ha ha hahahahahahaha?

Question

Try saying 'halal meat' without sounding like a Geordie greeting someone.

Jade Goody has cancer, and she claims that she is worried that hair loss might ruin her looks.

Nice to see she hasn't lost her sense of humour.

I think our Olympic canoeists are doing great.

None have gone missing so far.

I'm one of those people that likes to have a **** while I'm reading.

This is also the reason why I'm banned from Waterstones.

Answer 1

What has two legs and bleeds?

Half a dog.

Answer 2

Wow, are those bad.

Answer 3

lol theyre pretty good!!!!!

Answer 4

Thats really funy about waterstones!

Answer 5

..what? :O

Answer 6

Hilarious!

10/10  +  *

Answer 7

these are so bad. sorry but they are.

Answer 8

ooo you a bad a$$ lol

Answer 9

So ***

Answer 10

Jade Goody was asked how cancer will affect her. She replied:

"f1ck off my star sign's Gemini"

Answer 11

A comedic genius in the making,i liked the canoe one.

Answer 12

Brilliant yet again.  Although, not many people have complained, which is unusual.......

Shame really

Answer 13

Hahahahahahahaha.... dont get it.  

Answer 14

The first and very last ones are pretty good, the others don't hit my spot!!

Answer 15

Not funny! :(

Answer 16

Hehehehe...........I missed you and your jokes - havent seen you in ages !!

Jokes are still funny - thanks for the laugh  xx