Jokes on making fun of greeks?

Question

my friends always clowns on me hes greek i wanna make fun of him for being greek

Answer 1

Greece would be a great place if it wasn't for the Greeks.

- overheard by a foreign diplomat in Athens (not American) at a trade show in Athens"

Answer 2

Greeks (in general) do not laugh at themselves easily. It's just not part of their culture / up bringing etc and your friend may not take your jokes as you have taken his.

This is something I miss living in Greece for the past 20 (+) years - being able to make a fool of yourself and being able to laugh at ones self - some things British are brilliant at! Obviously there are exceptions - but they are few.

Answer 3

Continuing the joke of 'Macedonia is Greek' above me..

And then the Greek guy said.. "and then thats when Italian women became L*****n"

Answer 4

About the corruption problem.

A fence in the garden of a public hospital has been damaged because of the storm and the hospital director wants to fix it. So he calls 3 experts, a British guy, a German guy and a Greek guy in order to examine the damage and  tell him how much they want in order to fix the problem.

So the British guy takes out his tools first, he examines the problem, he measures the fence, and finally says "It'll cost you 500 euros. 100 for the materials I'll use, 100 for me and 300 divided between the workers who'll do the job".

"OK", says the director and he asks the German guy to take a look at the fence. The German guy takes out his tools, he measures the fence etc and finally says :"It'll cost you 400 euros. 50 for the materials, 50 for me and 300 divided between the workers".

The director says "OK" and asks the Greek guy "How much do you want to fix it"? The Greek guy immediately says " The total price is 1.400 euros", without taking a look at the fence. The director wonders "But you didn't even take a look and you're too expensive. How did you come up with that price?"  "Simple", the Greek guy answers. "500 euros for me, 500 for you and we'll hire the German guy to fix the fence".

ADDED: Asimenia is correct, your friend may take it in a different way so be careful!

Answer 5

If I was your  friend I wouldn't take jokes about my beautiful country.Joke with something else man!!!!! Yia sou

Answer 6

Tell him that  without Greek, English wouldn't exist.

You don't REALLY expect a different answer, do you?

Answer 7

OK this is old

Heaven is when:

French do the cooking

British are the police officers

Germans are the mechanics

Greeks are the lovers

and Swedish organize the hole thing

h**l is when:

British do the cooking

French are the mechanics

German are the police officers

Swedish are the lovers

and Greeks organize the hole thing..

Answer 8

an italian and a greek were arguing about who did what.

the greek guy said, we have acropolis

the italian guy said, we have colosseum

the greek guy said we have alexander the great

the italian guy said we have Cesar

the greek guy said we have have fetta

the italian guy said we have mozzarella...

the greek guy said, we invented democracy

the italian guy said, we invented the senate

after a long discussion, the greek guy goes "we invented s*x"

and the italian guy replies, "and we introduced it to women"

one more

a greek man ask a british man, why you call everybody "mate" are you all mates?

and the british guy answer, why you call everybody "malaka" are you all "malakas"?

ps. malakas is the wanker and it's used among friends here.

I wish I knew more. I love jokes.