Queen Elizabeth, Bush & Musharraf died & went straight to h**l.
Queen Elizabeth said "I miss England, I want to call England and see how everybody is doing there. She called and talked for about 5 minutes, then she asked "Well, devil how much do I owe you????
The devil says "Five million dollars".
She wrote him a cheque and went to sit back on her chair.
Bush was so jealous, he starts screaming, "My turn! I wanna call the United States, I want to see how everybody is doing there too"
He called and talked for about 2 minutes, then he asked "Well, devil how much doI owe you????
The devil says "Ten million dollars"
With a smug look on his face he made a cheque and went to sit back on his chair.
Musharraf was even more jealous & starts screaming, "I want to call Pakistan too, I wanna talk to the ministers, to the deputy, I wanna talk to every member of my Parliment".. ...
He called Pakistan and he talked for about twenty hours, he talked & talked & talked, then he asked "Well, devil how much do I owe you????
The devil says "Twenty dollars".
Musharraf is stunned & says "Twenty dollars??? Only??"
The devil says "Well if you make a call from one h**l to another h**l, it's local".
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