Jokes to play in a chat room??

Question

(To do with a text based game)

Say i was in a chat room, with another person. What would be some good jokes both of us could play on the next person who comes in? If you get what i mean? Like for example we both argue and say that were both quitting and dont want all our cash and ask him if he wants? To wind him up, That sorta stuff.

Cheers

Answer 1

digusting

Answer 2

"Next man who enters the room is a poof!" then you and your friend keep teasing him, and calling him g*y, etc lol

Answer 3

a f**t noise toy and  wen he sits down he will go crazy lol

Answer 4

your weird

Answer 5

slap em