Jokey <span title="rhyme.............................................................?">rhyme.......................</span>

Question

One fine day

in the middle of the night

Two dead men got up to fight

Back to back they faced each other

drew there swords and shot each other

the end.

Answer 1

Oh really ? Then thank God they died again . ba la lo li  

Answer 2

Lol I love that one!! Except you forgot the ending :)

Heres the version I remember:

One Fine day in the middle of the night

Two dead boys got up to fight,

Back to back they faced eachother,

Drew their swords and shot one another

A deaf cop on the beat heard noise

And came and killed those two dead boys

Answer 3

you can&#039;t jokey rhyme your way out of this one!

Answer 4

you missed a bit.

# One fine day in the middle of the night,

# Two dead boys* got up to fight, [*or men]

# Back to back they faced each other,

# Drew their swords and shot each other,

# One was blind and the other couldn&#039;t, see

# So they chose a dummy for a referee.

# A blind man went to see fair play,

# A dumb man went to shout &quot;hooray!&quot;

# A paralysed donkey passing by,

# Kicked the blind man in the eye,

# Knocked him through a nine inch wall,

# Into a dry ditch and drowned them all,

# A deaf policeman heard the noise,

# And came to arrest the two dead boys,

# If you don&#039;t believe this story’s true,

# Ask the blind man he saw it too!

Answer 5

ok.thanks