Jonas brothers quotes?

Question

JB FANS: DOES ANYBODY HAVE ANY HILARIOUS JONAS BROTHERS QUOTES???

and as for the jobro haters: dont bother answering this question. because by answering this, you are wasting your time about someone you dont like so just dont answer. i am looking for jonas brothers quotes from people who actually LIKE them.

SO PEOPLE WHO LIKE THE JOBROS: ANY HILARIOUS QUOTES?

Answer 1

Kevin: Do you have friends of the opposite s*x?

Ryan Seacrest: Lots.

Kevin: Why can't we? (makes a confused face)

hahahahha watch it on this video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dnZa1z4yd...

i love this video.

Answer 2

there are like a million but one of my favorites is:

Joe as DJ Danger: "Some may say it's dangerous inside, but I am D...J..."

Answer 3

i know one

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6ojfPLW7...

Answer 4

i don't know any off the top of my head, but there are a ton of them on youtube and google.

hope i helped. please choose as best answer, i need the points.

thanks!

Answer 5

Nick or Joe: I'm so stupid, I went out with Miley.

blah blah blah blah; so I hate the Jonases,  I posted, and it's not really pointless because I get some points, and I get to persuade preppy little Ms.Jonas wanna-be teenage girls that they aren't that great, even though it's just my opinion and you are so "in love" with them you don't care. And why does it HAVE to be them? To me, there are lots more people than them in the world, and there are people who major in writing, so don't you think you could find better quotes elsewhere?

Answer 6

Get of that cake! LOL Joe says it at the end of there new song Lovebug.You can listen to it on Youtube.  l              

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efakMyLlU...

Answer 7

" When I was born i was so shocked that i didnt talk for a year and a half!!!"  

Answer 8

Frankie-if u have rockstar brothers like me you need an ID

Nick-you have an ID?

Frankie-yes i do

Nick-I don't even have an ID man you are so much cooler then me

Frankie-Thanks and i know that

Joe: I'm SO excited!! Oh my God! I'm gonna go run in traffic!

*Runs into the middle of the road.*

Joe: There's no cars in Oklahoma!!!!

Joe: I've been to the year 300!

Nick: Yo that's illogical, I can't have it.

Nick: Slow down sugar, I'm a Diabetic!

Joe: I wish I could shoot bacon out of my eyes

Joe: My favortie flirty line is: 'Hey, did you drop this?' Then you pick up a handful of sugar and say, 'It fell out of your hair

Joe: I wanna record a song with Michael Jackson, but I want a wall between us

Joe: (On what super power he would like to have) I would probably want to be able to shoot spaghetti out of my fingers

Nick: When I was eight, I had a snow day. Both of my best friends were off from school and we played this game where we lived in an imaginary life (called snow Mountain). I think I got frostbite, but it's all good

Nick: I actually had a problem with my little brother Frankie. I was saying that I thought Miley Cyrus from Hannah Montana was cute. He was like, "What?!" He ran over and tried to beat me up.

Nick: (About Kevin's obsession with Starbucks) We were in a mall one time and it was on the other side of the mall, and he goes, "I can smell Starbucks," and just starts running to it.

Frankie: Hi, I'm Frankie Jonas. You know my brothers, Kevin, Nick, and Joe, but I'm the coolest Jonas. Bye.

Joe: (talking about an old photo of the boys) Hi I'm Kevin Jonas and I'd like to sell you a car!

Joe: YO I'm DJ Danga.

Answer 9

the most common one they say is live like your at the bottom even when your at the top. they have some funny ne at the bottom of the page of http://www.studentsoftheworld.info/sites...

Answer 10

i have a lot....... lol any thing that comes out of those boys mouth!

Answer 11

Joe: Are you Jack Sparrow? The one they call Jack Sparrow?

Kevin: I'm allergic to fruit.

Nick: Do you have a sister?

Kevin: My name's Mufasa I'm the king of the land. I'll come smack you with the back of my hand.

Joe: HOLISTER! HOLISTER! COME TO HOLISTER!!!

Nick: My pickup line is "Slow down sugar, I'm diabetic."

Kevin: I have a very eclectic style. From pop, to emo, to hardcore, to your mom.

Joe: I'm pretty awesome when it comes to balancing things.

Joe: I want a hippopotamus (sp?) for Hannukkah.

Kevin: You wouldn't know it by looking but I had no teeth in the first grade.

Kevin: Hello! I'm Arthur! doodoodooo~!!

Nick: Hehe, look it's a bus!

Kevin: Thanks guys. Now people are going to come to concerts with posters of a chipmunk body and my head.

Joe: Speak LOUDER!

Nick: Board games make me bored.

Joe: You can't sign the queen's back!

Joe: Awkward!