Juevos rancheros?

Question

My spanish isn't so good. I was under the impression that "juevos" in spanish meant eggs. I mean ... I've ordered them in other restaurants and got eggs over-easy, salsa, cheese ... well you know. Juevos rancheros. I went to a new place called Harry's the other day and when my meal arrived it looked like ... gross. Can't describe it, other than it looked like a large serving of hair balls. Naturally I didn't even touch it. So ... can anyone tell me what juevos really means?

Answer 1

Oh no! You ate there? At Harry's! You must have been one of their l a s t  customers. Now. don't be alarmed . I didn't mean that literally  just metaphorically !  It's just that  the health department  closed them down  that afternoon  due to improper preparation and handling  of their juevos .

Seems  an eater at  the restaurant   choked on  a rather coarse, wiry black hair  found in his ranchero .  DNA samples were taken from all the employees  and oddly enough, no match was made.  As a mater of fact, the employees and staff at the restaurant  have blonde, brunette  or red hair and no  course black .

Well, later while under careful scrutiny  and further  investigation, they found Harry , the owner at fault.  He was  scratching himself  in the back prep  room  when he thought he was the only one   present at the time.  Proof was found  on the surveillance camera.

Answer 2

it dose mean eggs, this dish is to be served with with eggs you chose on how they are  cooked, topped with salsa and cheese if you want.

Answer 3

Huevos is spanish for eggs.  When I order Huevos Rancheros I've always had an over easy egg on top.  Love that stuff!!!

Based on context, could either mean "testicles" or, eggs.

Answer 4

they are eggs

Answer 5

I eat these all the time. lovem!!!!

Huevos Rancheros (Mexican Style Eggs)

1 lg Onion; chopped

1 Poblano chili; chopped

2 tb Bacon drippings

2 Fresh tomatoes; chopped, or

Canned tomatoes

1 sm Hot green chile; chopped

Salt and pepper; to taste

Chili powder; to taste

Hot pepper sauce; to taste

Worcestershire sauce; to

-taste

6 Eggs

6 Tortillas

Grated cheese; (optional)

Instructions:

Saute onion and pepper in bacon drippings. Add tomatoes with some juice (a

small amount of water may need to be added with fresh tomatoes). Add chile

and seasonings to taste and simmer slowly, at least 20 minutes until sauce

is moderately thick.

Prepare eggs as desired.

Heat tortillas on a hot dry griddle or hold over a gas burner. If you

prefer tortillas crisp and crunchy, fry in shortening, taking care not to

brown.

Place 1 egg on each tortilla. Pour over 1 tablespoon sauce. Serve

immediately. Top with grated cheese, if desired.

Answer 6

Most of my customers are nuts about the place. For those who have the gonads to try something different it can be an enjoyable experience. The meat balls are especially good. Many of my customers are in the navy. We enjoy having our seamen join us for dinner, although business comes in spurts. Everyone tries to be a good egg and get along.

Answer 7

iT MEANS EGgS