July 7th 2008 questions for the Hockey Section?

Question

Random mix of hockey/non-hockey questions

1. How many hockey games do you plan on going to next season? (If you are going away from your home city, state to see a game, where will it be at?)

2. Things you should NEVER put in the microwave?

3. If an NHL player you tried to get an autograph from spit in your face, what would you do?

4. Tell me some Ice Cream flavors you hope will NEVER be created

5. How many laps are you willing to skate around NAKED for to get a free set of season tickets anywhere you want on the lower level of your favorite teams arena?

6. NHL players you would like to go gambling with and why?

Answer 1

1. 5 hopefully, in Toronto, Montreal or Detroit I hope!

2. Plastic... do I have to explain why!

3. Slap him across the face!

4. A fish flavor, or any kind of seafood ice cream would be plain out nasty!

5. As many as it will take me! LOL

6. Maxime Talbot - he knows how to party!

Maxime Lapierre, Erik Christensen, they seem like awesome fun guys!

Answer 2

1. I'm not planning on anything yet.

2. Hot dogs, specifically if you plan to cook them for 20 minutes.

3. Kick him in the groin.

4. Nothing named after Crosby.

5. As long as it takes.

6. Not Darren McCarty.

Answer 3

1. Hopefully all.

2. Forks... oops.

3. Tell him he missed the ground with his bad aim, and that maybe that was why he wasn't scoring goals.

4. There is no such thing as bad cream in ice form.

5. ZERO.

6. Jeromir Jagr... lots of experience ;)

Answer 4

1.  Six games would be nice...all at Scotiabank, of course...

2.  I gave my kitty a bath and thought she would dry quicker in the microwave...bad idea.

3.  Introduce his wife to A-Rod...

4.  The "2 Girls 1 Cup" double scoop...

5.  As many times as I can - I could care less who sees my smaller-than-average sized genitalia...

6.  Jeff Finger - he has to be one of the luckiest guys in the world to score that jackpot contract...

Answer 5

1)  I will go to about 10-13 games like normal.

2)  stove-top popcorn.  I have a better story but i might offend some people...yep, I better keep that microwave story to myself.  

3)  I am a hothead, by birth.  I would probably punch him in the throat.  My Dad taught me how to fight...we didn't have dental insurance.

4)  mace flavor.  wino breath flavor. **** crotch flavor.  

5)  Zero.  I think I could get free tickets with clothes on.  I talk S****y but, I really have class.  Most guys understand I love hockey and I get free ticket all the time...on the glass (and trust me in Tampa that is not a big prize).  It is not a bragging thing, it is just when people know you.  

6)  I don't gamble much, but I would say Vincent Lecavalier because he does the Texas hold'em charity thing down the road ever year.  I am a shark at poker.

Answer 6

1. How many hockey games do you plan on going to next season? (If you are going away from your home city, state to see a game, where will it be at?)

- I will most likely do a Phantoms game, and get up to Reading to see the Royals. Trenton is nearby. Good Flyers seats are very costly and I'm not in any hurry to see them right now. I would like to take in a Rangers game vs. the Flyers at MSG and at the Devils new palace.

2. Things you should NEVER put in the microwave?

Meatball sandwiches still wrapped in foil and paper, the chihuahuah, your batchelor party video disks, and.....I better stop there before I give someone an idea that could get them hurt.

3. If an NHL player you tried to get an autograph from spit in your face, what would you do?

- I'd beat the living snot out of him and anyone that tried to stop me.

4. Tell me some Ice Cream flavors you hope will NEVER be created

- Sour milk, worn hockey gloves, A-1 steak sauce, and worcestshire sauce for that matter too.

5. How many laps are you willing to skate around NAKED for to get a free set of season tickets anywhere you want on the lower level of your favorite teams arena?

- Dag, I'd do it for a free cola, but hey sure, I'd do it.

6. NHL players you would like to go gambling with and why?

- Sorry, I don't gamble. Love to, and that's why I shouldn't. But if I did, I'd go with Steve Coates the Flyers TV analyst because he and I would crack each other up and I'd insist we go to the thoroughbred tracks in the Philadelphia area.

Answer 7

1) I am hoping to go to at least a few, and I am not planning on going out of state.

2) Anything that breathes?

3) Spit back in their face.

4) Cheese flavored?

5) Any amount below 100.

6) Dan Cleary-I don't know if I would win anything, but I would get to meet him!

Answer 8

1. i'll go to as many as i can. i've made a promise to a good friend that if i dont take her to a hockey game this season i'll get her name tattood on my butt. LOL i promised for last season and never delivered. and i am going to dallas this year for a game.

2. your beloved fish, bozo. when you're 5 and its the dead of winter and your parents arent doing the best job of watching you, you assume that he's cold. and the microwave heats things. at least that was my thought process.

...he flushed down the toilet beautifully.

3. vomit. and then either cry or cuss him out. LOL im a wuss.

4. something like pit sweat or some other kind of funky smelling/tasting human waste. gross. cigarette ice cream would also be gross. lol gross....

5. being the dare devil i am i'd do as many as it took. i'd join the ranks on joe vision of orange hat guy and mo cheese im sure. i wonder what they'd call me....

6. avery. cuz i like to play poker and im a c**p talker. at least i would know that i could talk as much as i wanted to and thered be someone next to me talking louder and acting obnoxiously. that way i could win the game and get through the evening without getting my butt kicked.

Answer 9

1-- 30--35 homers..  Might be going to Columbus and Atlanta

2-- Hot Wheels cars--- (thanks son-- now we need a new microwave)

3-- Know he doesnt swallow-- But, I would probably just "punt" in this situation..

4-- Rainbow Sherbet Dung ---- LMFAO @ SENSor's #4!!!!

5-- No need--- I'm in Nashville LOL..  but on a sellout , I'd go a couple..

6-- Toccett-- He LL--- I wanna win!!!

Answer 10

Random mix of hockey/non-hockey questions

1. How many hockey games do you plan on going to next season? (If you are going away from your home city, state to see a game, where will it be at?)

I have season tickets for the minnesota wild...so i plan on going to all the home games and i might fly out and see rolston as a devil for a few games!

2. Things you should NEVER put in the microwave?

    soap! yea its cool at the time watchin blow up! but after that everything taste like soap that enters the mircrowave!

3. If an NHL player you tried to get an autograph from spit in your face, what would you do?

smile and be like "OH MY GOSH, BRIAN ROLSTON JUST SPIT IN MY FACE!!"

:)

4. Tell me some Ice Cream flavors you hope will NEVER be created

mac a roni,pizza,glue,water , cheese, tooth paste

5. How many laps are you willing to skate around NAKED for to get a free set of season tickets anywhere you want on the lower level of your favorite teams arena?

well i already have season tiks...but if i didnt i would do as many laps as needed!

6. NHL players you would like to go gambling with and why?

Pavol Demitra and Marian Gaborik...we could speak slavik to each other and gang up on others!

MUH AHAHAHAH

Answer 11

1. How many hockey games do you plan on going to next season? (If you are going away from your home city, state to see a game, where will it be at?)

About 2, at the Pepsi Center.

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2. Things you should NEVER put in the microwave?

Cats. Just trust me, it's not pretty... lol

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3. If an NHL player you tried to get an autograph from spit in your face, what would you do?

Wow, I'm not sure, I guess I'd spit back or something.

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4. Tell me some Ice Cream flavors you hope will NEVER be created

Sidney Crosby flavored ice cream is something that I definitely don't want to see. Although, the puckbunnies would be all over that. Hmmmmm, that's a pretty good idea, I'll make millions! Who's with me!? Lend me some money so I can get it started!

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5. How many laps are you willing to skate around NAKED for to get a free set of season tickets anywhere you want on the lower level of your favorite teams arena?

However many I can. Doesn't make any difference skating/running naked, you do one lap, might as well do some more. I actually lost a bet once and was forced to run around the block naked a couple times, lol, it sucked.

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6. NHL players you would like to go gambling with and why?

Huh, I'm not sure, I would probably say Lidstrom actually. Because he seems like someone who would be really smart with money.

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btw, I don't mean ice cream actually made from Sidney Crosby, LOL. I mean ice cream made by him, like Britney Spears has her own perfume. I like Crosby, but when hockey players get their own clothing lines, that means they're waaaay too commercialized for my liking.

Answer 12

1. Six. One in each Canadian city. First time I've ever been able to take a paid vacation...sweeeeeet....

2. Aluminum foil.

3. I'd arrest him for assault. The human body cannot get in shape to counter the effects of joint manipulation and disrupted arteries.

4. Pooh.

5. One.

6. Ovechkin, Staal brothers, and Nash. They just seem like party animals to me.

Answer 13

1-10 to 12.

2.- pasta with a bunch of sauce (uncovered).

3-Go away a bit wiser.Actually I had an incident with Brett Hull

And I really dont respect him anymore.JERK

4-"Hockeyglove smell Grape"

5-I have no pride,but I probably wouldnt have the guts.

6-How about fishing,I would take Rick Nash.Evgeni Malkin

    Mario Lemieux,and Ryan Smyth.They are all genuine and my favorite types of players.Great conversation if Malkin could join in.

Fun Questions,Thanks

Answer 14

1) Hopefully 5 or more...If i do it would be In Montreal I have family there..

2) Aluminum Foil

3) Spit back

4) Mustard or Mayonase flavored ew

5) Lmao as many as it takes

6) None...I'm on Team McCarty. lmao

Answer 15

1. Probably like 3-4. Depends.

2. CDs.

3. I'd probably go psycho...

4. Spinach. Meat Loaf.

5. ...10?

6. I think Wayne Gretzky could make me some money.

Answer 16

How many hockey games do you plan on going to next season? (If you are going away from your home city, state to see a game, where will it be at?

5 or 6.5 at Toronto,hopefully travel to see one.

Things you should NEVER put in the microwave?

Eggs, they explode or popsicles, you get the idea



If an NHL player you tried to get an autograph from spit in your face, what would you do?

Tell everyone on Yahoo Answers and kick his ***.

Tell me some Ice Cream flavors you hope will NEVER be created

Mushrooms, yuk, or eggs

5. How many laps are you willing to skate around NAKED for to get a free set of season tickets anywhere you want on the lower level of your favorite teams arena? .

5, I'll have no pride but seasons tickets, SCORE

NHL players you would like to go gambling with and why?

Lidstrom, rich and seems life a good guy.

Answer 17

1. I hope at least one, I sadly have never been to a game in real life =( it's depressing, I know.

2. Tinfoil! lmao I accidentally did that once and then remembered and took it out quickly. Let's just say I almost ruined the microwave at school. oops I felt like such a dumb*** that I pretended like I didn't do a thing

3. I wouldn't hit him or anything because he'd probably pulverize me but I'd say "Some people have no manners whatsoever." then tell everyone in the hockey section on Y! answers how rude he was :P

4. Once there was a flavor (back in the 1800's) that was oyster, that - to me - sounds absolutely revolting for ice cream. But something that never was created that would be downright nasty would be pizza, pasta, salmon, hamburger, or tuna ice cream - can you imagine? ugh and I love ice cream but not if it was those flavors

5. If no one was looking I wouldn't care how many times...if someone was looking that would be a different story haha

6. I don't gamble but I could name some I'd like to hang out with

Answer 18

1. at least 15 at the scottrade center

2. a fork

3. spit back i guess

4. spinach

5. i wouldn't lol

6. Lidstrom, he has a lot of money

Answer 19

1) I am really not sure just yet, Most likely it will around 10. May go to away game But those are usually done last minute kind of things

2)Crayons,Tin foil

3)I would probably say WTF and spit back.

4)egg salad

5) Tell me how many you want. I am good for at least 25 laps.

6)Not a real gambler myself, But maybe Luongo. He always did great at the Panthers Ice and Dice events when he was here

Answer 20

1. 4 or 5 in Toronto... Those leafs tickets are too d**n expensive!

2. Metal, Plastic etc.

3. Spit back !! Then kick him in the shin and run!

4. lol.. you stole that from somewhere!! I remember reading it!

Broccoli!

5. 10 max.

6. Sean Avery... would be pretty fun!

Answer 21

1.  At least one - always take my son to one good game a season - more if I can get a raise.

2.  Anything metallic.  Add to that your drivers' license.

3.  Beat the c**p out of him.  (I'm NHL sized and fight dirty)

4.  a.  Frilly Gummy Bear Delight.

5.  20, on the condition I get the hottie of my choice to skate next to me naked, too.

6.  None.  I don't gamble.

Answer 22

1) no clue. a guy my father knows has connections with the arena, and he plans on getting tickets for me and my family.. so however many games he can get us into, i plan on going to.

2) Styrofoam. WOW, is that how you spell it? i've never actually had to type it out before. lmfao. yeeah, NEVER put that in there.... not that i have personal experience with that or anything.... *starts to whistle*

3) first, i would probably lose all respect for him.

THEN, i would knee him to the point where he'll question if he'll be able to have babies or not :) Don't 'f with Kimberly. ahah

4) do you remember those harry potter jelly bean flavors that were really popular like, 4 years ago? i just looked up the flavors: Earwax, Booger, Sausage, Black Pepper, Vomit, Dirt, Soap, Rotten Egg, Pickle and Earthworm ;; yeah, i hope those NEVER become made into ice cream.

5) i would skate laps for weeks naked if i could get free season tickets to watch the pens.

6) Max Talbot:

http://www.pokernews.com/files_en/report...

because he wears those awesome headphones while playing poker :)

Answer 23

1. At least 1, hopefully a game in Denver

2. A hockey skate

3. Probably tell him off and spread the word of the player's anal attitude

4. Detroit octopus, Vulcanized rubber, NYI fishstick

5. 0 because I live too far away from my fav team to attend the games :-(

6. Just about any top-notch goalie. They make a living off robbing people

Answer 24

1. At least one Toronto game in Ottawa

2. Metal Spork

3. Tell YA that he's a jerk

4. Crybaby Crosby (blue bubblegum mixed with poo)

5. 1

6. Emery to take his money

Answer 25

1. I might go to 5-12 games next season. I AM going to San Jose and Phoenix with the possibility of LA or Anaheim, I gotta wait and see how money turns out.

2. My kid. LMAO!!

3. Ask for the autograph man! If you hate the player then sell the autograph on Ebay!

4. BBQ Flavor

5. As much as I need to. Maybe I'll just do it for fun!!!

6. Nabokov, Ovechkin, Kovalchuk, Datsyuk

Answer 26

1. Will probably go to one game next season, either in Detroit or Columbus, maybe even in Pittsburgh.

2. Peeps! Those marshmallow shapes expand like a virus when they are in the microwave.

3. Spit in his face, and give him a good 'ol purple nurple.

4. Ketchup flavored.

5. Dude, I'd skate naked just for fun! I wish I could skate naked all the time.

6. Ray Emery. Take his cash!

Answer 27

1. About 5-7 Penguin games (my dad has season tickets and I get a select few), one game up in Toronto, and hopefulyl going to see the Caps down in Washington.

2. Forks.....lmao. I put one in the mircrowave half asleep last year trying to cook my so called breakfast and my dad called me "nuts" and to wake up fully before I cooked anything else.

3.Grab my paper and pen back and walk away mumbling under my breath.

4. Lima Bean. I hate the taste of lima beans and it'd ruin ice cream for forever.

5. NONE

6. Max Talbot......because I already know he gambles. He was on some poker show a while back.