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Just Why did the rooster cross the road? ?

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  1. suicidal


  2. Because he was chasing after his chicken wife.

  3. cuz he is weird and dumb and stupid

  4. he wanted to see the otherside

  5. To get to the other side

  6. because he wanted to.

  7. I havent got a clue why why why tell me lol  

  8. Simple because it was chasing the chicken across the road . lol

  9. cuz he wanted to go to the other side duh!

  10. He was stalking the chicken who was crossing the road. So why was the chicken crossing the road??

  11. to find his friend.

  12. He was chasing that chicken

  13. Cause he was following the chick... for some sweet loving...

    aww yeah

  14. Well, i happen to be one of the few who actually knows the Gods honest truth! The rooster, who was quite partial to a Donner kebab of an evening, crossed the road to go to Nashids kebab house! unfortunately, Mr Nashid misunderstood why the rooster was there, and the rooster ended up on the menu!!!

  15. Cause you were telling jokes on his side of the road.

  16. to get away from colonel sanders.

  17. duuuuuude!!!!! its obvious isnt it! cause the turtle dared him to!!!!! duh >=B

  18. To get away from the hen chasing him. LOL .

    HUGS & Love Sug

  19. To boldly go where no rooster has gone before!

    *insert accompanying star wars theme song*

    *Mr. Rooster glares in silence...*

    Oh wait! Wrong one... *insert theme song from Star Trek*

    Tadaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

    Go ROOSTER!

  20. It was a dark day for all of rooster-kind. Some roosters had obtained nuclear devices from the hens, while some got machine guns from the chickens. Soon fights broke out, as neither side trusted the other. Nearly all roosters were overcome with pure anger and hatred from this, and had gone completely mad, nuking and shooting other roosters left and right.

    There were but a few sane roosters left. They had planned to escape. In the night, while the rest slept. They gathered all their belongings and had been stealing food for weeks. Then, the time had come. But just as they were about to cross, the most insane rooster of all caught them in the act. He had half a mind, an AK-47, a head full of bad memories, and nothing left to lose.

    Five of the six roosters died that night, one got away by faking death. He escaped, and ran to the other side of the road boldly, where no rooster had gone before. This made it his land. He had the right to shoot them with an M-16 he had stolen if they tried to, and nobody wanted more war, and those who did were too busy with the one that was already there. Nobody even tried.

    He searched on this side of the road for days, in hopes of finding more roosters, but there were none. He knew the day that the other roosters all died was drawing near, and that he couldn't repopulate by himself. He wondered... Could this be the end of roosters forever?

    The roosters at war grew more insane every day, and eventually the president of the roosters brought out the biggest, baddest nuke of all. He was ready to fire it.

    "Mr. President, you can't! If you push that button this whole side of the road is going to explode! All the roosters will die!" his assistant shouted, desperate to prevent the inevitable.

    "I know that. I can't stand to see this war.... It's better this way."

    "But think of your family, Mr. President! Think of YOURSELF! There has to be another way, there must be! Almost all the roosters trust you! You can save us all if you just... try."

    "Cut the idealistic c**p, Frank! We're all going to die one way or another! It's my job to make sure that way... is for the greater good."

    "Mr. President, you MUST recon-" But it happened. The President pushed the button, and the entire side of the road was enveloped in a mushroom crowd.

    The rooster on the other side of the road just watched, as all his hopes of bringing back peace and order vanished. He fell to the ground then and there and just cried. For his family. For his friends. For roosters.

    But then... Some roosters arose on the other side. Out of the rubble. The rooster got up and stopped crying. "No... It can't be... Survivors? But... how?"

    And on that day, seven more roosters crossed the road. They all repopulated. They rebuilt. Rooster-kind was brought back to its former glory. They vowed never to make that same mistake.

    Some say that eventually the rooster who first crossed the road was reunited with his family, who had also survived, but feared the road until they saw him. Some say that brave rooster is still alive somewhere in this great big world of ours. We will never know, but perhaps... It's better that way. Some questions are better left unanswered. Some mysteries are better left unsolved. But perhaps, some day... We will know. And perhaps... That day will bring us all closer together...

  21. Cos he'd already f****d the chicken on that side :)

  22. to be with the chicken, of course!

  23. I did not ask the rooster....I will do that next time when I will meet him...

  24. because he had a chicken to roast on the other side

  25. To tell the chick he wasn't her father, the dirty old codger!

  26. to get to the other side i think

  27. he was CHICKEN to stay on one side. I know it's not that funny I'm horrible at jokes.

  28. to get to the chicken..

    it needs some lovin

  29. because of his chicken stand the other side....  

  30. Cuz he saw a hott chicken on the other side  
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