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Just for fun: Who knows any horse fun facts or jokes?

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Horses are afraid of two things:

1. Things that move

2. Things that don't

lol
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Jamie likes horses very much. That is quite funny

HAHAHA

He also likes Chickens
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In Brooklyn, New York, Donkeys are not allowed to sleep in bathtubs

In Berea Kentucky, requires red tail lights for horses ridden after dark.

Colorado, bans fishing from horseback.

Human females weighing over 200 lbs., when in shorts, may not legally ride a horse inMarkinville, Illinois.

In Iowa, you may not house a horse in a one bedroom apartment.

In Arizona, it's illegal to wear spurs in a hotel lobby.

A Kentucky Statute and it's amendment: "No female shall appear in a bathing suit on any highway within the stateunless she is escortedby at least two officers or unless she be armed with a club."
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What does a g*y horse eat ??

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Haaaaaaaay!

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a hores walkes into a bar and the bartender said "why the long face?"

i know its old but its all i could think of
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What's a horse?
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A cowboy rode into town on Thursday,

Stayed 3 days and rode out on Thursday.

How is this possible?

Answer: His horse's name was Thursday!!!!
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Horses may kick people if they walk behind them. This is because they cannot see behind them and they feel paranoid. If walking behind a horse, stay close to it so that the horse cannot get any leverage should it decide to kick.
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I may embarrass myself here, but whenever I see a horse, I say "Aww...why the long face?"

Silly me. I still enjoy the elementary humor.
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What do you call a cow with two legs shorter on one side than the other?

Lean beef

What do you call a cow with no legs?

ground beef

What do you call cow laying in the sun?

Roast beef

What do you call a bull masterbating in a field?

Beef stroganoff

What do you call a dog with no legs?

Anything you want he still ain't coming to you.

I know that they are not "horse jokes" they where jokes I heard working at a feedlot.
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Check this site out...it is full of weird facts regarding horses.

http://www.ultimatehorsesite.com/fun/str...
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This is like a lame cow joke that a clown told me at a resturant but anyways:

What was wrong with the wooden cow?

He wouldn't milk!

I know its bad but whatever!
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Just a quote I saw somewhere...

"Horseback riding is a lot like nuts and bolts. If the rider's nuts, the horse bolts!"
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OO! I have a fun fact about a Thoroughbred....

One of the 20th century's most famous Thoroughbreds was Secretariat, who won the Triple Crown in 1973, setting five new speed records in his career. The mighty Big Red ran his final race at Woodbine Racetrack in Toronto, winning by six and a half lengths, and then retired to a long stud career. When he died in 1989, he was found to have a heart twice as large as most other horses'.

I think that's pretty cool, to have a heart twice the size of other horses, don'tcha think?
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Fun Fact.

If you gently scratch the soft area an inch or so back from where the horses lips close (the crease part) a lot of the time you can get the horse to yawn, lol.

If ya do it right it can be pretty funny.
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