Just for fun - where is kevin keegan?

Question

according to sky sports news he was not at training today. but that doesn't mean he hasn't been to the club of course.

Answer 1

Having a pinacolada with Ken Bates!

Answer 2

think he's shopping at tesco's

Answer 3

He's at home rolling around in a bed of cash and laughing at the mugs who brought a wornout hermit to manage a premier league side.

Answer 4

I saw him shopping in Sainsburys yesterday, down the beers, wines and spirits aisle, seemed to be stocking up with plenty of Newcastle Brown Ale .... maybe souvenirs??

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Answer 5

maybe out at sea in a canoe.

Answer 6

More than likely he is down here on the costa del sol, driving his Range Rover.....reg no. KK 33,

Answer 7

According to my dad (not a great source in all honesty lol) he was seen at training yesterday morning.

Also he was seen going into St james Park.

Whether or not this is true i dont know.  I just wanna know what is happening and what is funna happen.

Oh yeah n i agree witn u sick of the manchester stuff NUFC is so much more important lol x

Answer 8

Last I heard he was down the local park with a dummy of peter Schemical standing 8 feet away from two jumper goal posts pretending to be Phillip Albear lobing then dummy and then Screaming 5 - 0 and doing a klinsman!

He seemed a bit confused though when Ginola and shearer weren't there to give him a hug...............  

Answer 9

He's on Earth.

Answer 10

He was seen in Liverpool enquiring the way to Anfield  but nobody could understand what he was saying So he is being held until an interpreter can be found.

Answer 11

At the jobcentre.

Answer 12

Trying to dislodge Dennis Wises tongue from Mike Ashley's @rse