Just guys - A blind date... with suprise?

Question

Imagine you've agreed to a blind date. Your best friend tell you your date will be a girl fine, lovely and really pretty, so, you're now at her place wating for her to come out. She eventually opens the door, and she's an absolute vision, the sexiest woman you ever laid eyes on. Just imagine someone like the younger, prettier, bustier, curvier and more ravishing sister of Jessica Alba, only way sexier. She walks in your car with a quite revealing outfit, and a scarf.

Then, the scarf falls off, and you find that she has no mouth. Not at all, just stretched skin where her mouth were supposed to be.

What do you do now?

Answer 1

I would find Morpheus, and swallow the blue pill this time.

Answer 2

what the fishybaskets. go to h**l you sad little man.

Answer 3

Actually, I would start laughing my *** off, as I've got a sick twisted sense of humor. ;)

Answer 4

Ask her if she can talk, eat, and drink.