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Just how did he know?

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Little Johnny and his pal Billy were walking in the park when they passed three ladies eating bananas on a bench.

"Howdy ladies," Little Johnny said as he passed three women.

"Do you know them?" Billy asked. "No," Little Johnny replied, "I've never met the nun, the prostitute or the bride we just passed."

"How in the world did you know all that about them ladies?" asked Billy.

"That's easy. The nun ate the banana by holding it one hand and used the fingers of the other hand to properly break the banana into small pieces."

"The prostitute," he continued, "grabbed the banana with both hands and crammed the whole thing into her mouth."

"That's pretty impressive!" Billy exclaimed. "But how did you know the third was a newlywed?"

"Oh, that was the easiest," explained Little Johnny, "She was the one who held the banana with one hand and pushed her head toward it with the other."

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  1. Oh No!!!!

      Brilliant Mr Saint!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...

    Star 4 U  

    ;-)


  2. Ha... :|

  3. Excellent,,,really made me laugh,,thk you.x

  4. erm not bad  

  5. its a good one

  6. That is F-ing hilarious!!!!

  7. i find it hard to swallow,but have a star

    for giving me an idea.lol

  8. don't get it

  9. dont get it
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