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Just how much did Jesus pay to rent that donkey for a day?

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As much as the Pope pays for those limos?

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Jesus didn't rent it he borrowed it and forgot to take it back.
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He probably manipulated the Donkey for a free ride.
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He paid 1 sheckel made of brass...

To sit upon that braying ***.

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[insert funny/highly inappropriate word rhyming with limo here]
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Hmmmm.... Vot thought 'rent' was what you paid on hired property like buildings and stuff.

*goes to consult English dictionary*

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Looks like you should have used another word- like hire..... rent is for buildings :P

Vot doesn't know if Jesus paid for that.
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The pope carries big thermos

In his fancy a** limos.
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If he'd taken the donkey in Dodge City, Matt Dillon would have either shot him or hung hem for a horse thief.

Was that the talking donkey. It better not be because it would have been a wittiness against him at the trial.

Rhymes: bimbo

homo

dingo

wacko

dumbo

a*****e

weirdo

navaho,

arapaho
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The comparison is humorous.
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Probably less than you think But far more than what you make in a year
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it rhymes... lol, funny

the Pope has A LOT of money, i wonder why there are so many poor peoples....
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I understood that he got one of his henchmen to take the donkey without the owners consent. In other words rent free.

'I thought he wouldn't mind' would not have been a good defence in a court of law.
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that doesn't make any sense.
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The donkey was gotten by peter and paul

rented for the promise of wine and a drunken brawl

the pope pays for his limos

not like the way normal folk get their gizmos

I am now experiencing odd behavior

for trying to make fun of most peoples savior

Oh well mate

It is most certainly a date

I wish you all well

I am on my way to funky and crunked h**l

circuit overload

circuit overload
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i think a grain of sand
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A Jar of peanut butter .....Jiffy I believe!!!!!!!

EEEAAAHHHH EEEAAAAHHHH
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Homo was the donkey's name. Try using that
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The Bible says that when His disciples asked for the colt, the owners just gave it for the Lord's glory. It had been prophesied by Zachariah that the King of the Jews would enter Jerusalem riding on a colt, so people were expecting a triumphal entrance that would liberate them from the Roman oppression..... Unfortunately they missed the point completely...

9 Rejoice greatly, O Daughter of Zion!

       Shout, Daughter of Jerusalem!

       See, your king [b] comes to you,

       righteous and having salvation,

       gentle and riding on a donkey,

       on a colt, the foal of a donkey. (Zechariah 9:9)

"Jesus sent two of his disciples, 2saying to them, "Go to the village ahead of you, and just as you enter it, you will find a colt tied there, which no one has ever ridden. Untie it and bring it here. 3If anyone asks you, 'Why are you doing this?' tell him, 'The Lord needs it and will send it back here shortly.' "

4They went and found a colt outside in the street, tied at a doorway. As they untied it, 5some people standing there asked, "What are you doing, untying that colt?" 6They answered as Jesus had told them to, and the people let them go. 7When they brought the colt to Jesus and threw their cloaks over it, he sat on it. 8Many people spread their cloaks on the road, while others spread branches they had cut in the fields." (Mark 11:1-8)
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two q***r reddnecks... yup.....yip
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Waa haa...that's pretty freakin' funny...

Now, try reversing that an putting Jesus on a limo and the Pope on a dunkey...even funnier!
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lol it does rhyme. i always thought he owned the donkey

bimbo rhymes with limo
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I think one leases a Donkey. Now as for rent.. a person may rent a limo... but not a Donkey.

In the circumstances, given that he had no job (a 30+ year old virgin moocher) ... he probably borrowed that burro... or perhaps even more likely, he was riding an African Wild *** that he picked up along the way for free.
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Hey, hey, hey,

I would venture to say

that Jesus did pay,

as the donkey ate hay,

down by the bay,

on a really lovely day.

d**n, Star....We're poets and we didn't even know it.
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i can't think of anything that rhymes with limo. he payed dearly i know that
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