Just plain crazy...another Johnny joke?

Question

One day in school, the teacher decides to play 20 questions.

So the teacher says "OK kids, I am thinking of something round, and red"

Little Suzy pipes up "I know, it's a tomato".

"No but you're thinking, it's an apple" replies the teacher.

So Little Johnny stands up, places his hand in his pocket and says "I am holding onto something that is round, hard, and has a head on it"

"Go to the principals office" says the teacher.

"No but you're thinking", say Johnny, "It's a quarter"

Answer 1

U always come wid a fersh n better one... Cheers....Keep it up

Answer 2

What the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

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Beer nuts are $1.08 and deer nuts are under a buck!

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why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?

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To win the Nobel Prize!

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why don't cannibals eat comedians?

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Because they taste funny!

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How many Irishmen does it take to s***w in a light bulb?

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15. 1 to hold the bulb and the rest to drink whiskey and beer until the room spins!

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How many Narcissists does it take to s***w in a light bulb?

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1. He holds the bulb while the world revolves around him!

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How many psychiatrists does it take to s***w in a light bulb?

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1, but only if the light bulb really wants to change!

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Answer 3

Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Oh, my God! That was my favourite 'Little Johnny' just being naughty again!  LMAO!!!.

Answer 4

lol thats funny

Answer 5

LOL, it's really funny!!!!!!!  

Answer 6

LOVE Little Johnny ~ thanks for the chuckle!