Three girls went to Heaven and stood right in front of the Almighty Himself to be judged. The first girl said, "God, I'm sorry for I was a great sinner when I was alive, my punishment is just." So God took her and chained her beside a hideous looking man for the rest of eternity. The second girl said,"God, when I was alive, I sinned little and I tried to do good deeds to make up for it. But it I still sin nontheless. Do as you please with me." So God took her and chained her beside a repulsive looking man as well for the rest of eternity. When it was the third girl's turn, she said, "Father, I've devoted me life in following your Word and your ways. I gave all I had to my church. I've always loved you and kept you close to my heart. Do as you will." So God took her and chained her to an extremely good-looking; tall, dark and handsome young man for eternity. When the third girl saw the man, she asked him,"so, what are you here for?" And the man sighed, replying,"well, I was a great sinner when I was alive..."
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