Just zipped my slong in my RACING leathers any Ideas?

Question

Dingo

I am hung like a Bulgarian Mosquito

Thanks for asking

Answer 1

Get a pair of tweezers and a telescope and pry it out.

Answer 2

A quick Yank! he he hee (geddit  -  Yank !  'cos you are one!)

try panties next time!

Answer 3

Balls and all?

Glad to see they were RACING leathers !!

Answer 4

if the beans are above the frank: amputate your little fella.

Answer 5

Ummm, a band aid?

Answer 6

spray it with chain wax(pun intended) give it a good fast pull

Spray it with brake cleaner and grit your teeth

put it away

keep your hands off it

your going to be lonely at nite