Katana or chainsaw?.............

Question

Katana or chainsaw?.............

Answer 1

I assume since you put this in the martial arts section, its for aggresive hostility means. Not chopping trees.

ill take ... means to explore the various scenarios

Zombie invasion- Katana rules best. Chainsaw runs out of gas.

(The Zombie Invasion Manual)

Chainsaw vs Katana- good fight. Id intially give it to the chainsaw. Its got reach, power, strength, even phycological factors influencing it. If the katana guy could survive and gas out (pun intended) the chainsaw guy....katana would rape him.

Killing babies? (for dead baby jokes)- its infinitely funnier to say a chainsaw is killing babies than a katana

Eg.

What's red and lies in all 4 corners of the room?

A baby thats been playing with a chainsaw....HAHAHAHHA

Okay. Thas all i have. Chainsaw in my opinion is way more american.

DO anything you want until you run out of gas.

Answer 2

Are we cutting down a tree or cutting down a person? If it's a tree, the chainsaw. A person, it would be the katana. A katana would break on a tree, and it would be hard to hit someone with a 15 lbs 27 in long chainsaw. Quick edit, when making a question about katanas, it's typically put in martial arts by default.

Answer 3

Katata for me a chainsaw is far too heavy .

Best wishes :)***

Answer 4

depends on damage quality lol

Katanas has been proven to break a speeding bullet in pieces. They are soo sharp, you can slice a limb without much effort and with ease

Chainsaws on the other hand....they are torture machines, ever saw Texas Chainsaw Massacre?? it takes a while to cut completely but deals a lot of pain

I'd go with the Katana since I'd like to get the job done quicker and move on to the next aggressor, unless I really hate the guy, CHAINSAW!