Kate Spicer - that food critic on the cookery show on BBC2?

Question

She is so miserable looking and moany,, what on earth is wrong with her?

Answer 1

critics are meant to moan so she must be doing a top job

Answer 2

Did you see that dress? She's hot! Must be the spicy pork.

Answer 3

I know! Her fish-mouth is very unattractive. Perhaps she has eaten some bad spam.

Answer 4

She has a very baggy saggy face - I can't believe she nearly 40 - she looks so much older than that. She was on a programme on Sunday having botox but clearly, even that hasn't worked!

Answer 5

Agree.Total mismog.

Answer 6

She's got the painters and decorators in.

Answer 7

Obviously she's not getting any!