he says to the woman,
i want kinky s*x.
the woman shows him to a room and shuts the door behind him.
in the room there's only a chair and a table with p**n mags on it.
the lad waits for a few minuets and then thinks, he could w@nk all day at home for free.
and so goes back to the woman and tells her hes not happy,
he wants good kinky s*x.
so she takes him to anougther room and shuts the door behind him.
in the room was a chicken walking about.
the kid waits for a few minuets and thinks o well im here now,
and sh@gs the chicken.
he then goes back to the woman and tells her hes not happy he wants to see some action or hes not paying.
So she takes him to a room and in this room theres loads of men
looking through some holes.
so he goes and has a look and he sees a big woman getting nailed by a midget.
my god he says this is freeky.
the man next to him says u should of been here ten minuets ago there was a bloke shagging a chicken
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