Kids do the funniest things! what's the funniest thing your kid has ever done or said

Question

one time me and and another five of my friends we had to make a movie for school that has to be comedy while we were talking and doing things infront of the camera we didnt realise that my 5 year old niece ran naked infront of the camera and i didnt check the movie after we finished the next day we went to school and we had to put the movie in a big screen so when they saw it they started laughing when they saw my niece running naked we got an a for our final grade ;D

Answer 1

Matthew was 5 years old and his dresser has about 6 inch legs on it.  I went into his room and caught him on top of his dresser.  I told him he could get hurt cause a neighbor's kid had a dresser fall on her and she had to get stitches and he should not be climbing on his dresser.  anyway--

He said "mom I did not climb up there a bee flew in my window" he was flapping his arms

"and the bee grabbed me"  he grabbed the back of his shirt collar

"and he flooode me up on the dresser and i couldn't get down"

I couldn't fuss at him I was too busy laughing at him.

Answer 2

My litle brother thought he swallowed a quarter and tried to take it out of his stomach with a magnet on his belly. He cried for a whole day until i showed him where he dropped the quarter.  

Answer 3

My daughter does funny things all the time. I send out stories to my email group every week with something else she's said or done. The latest hilarious thing was when I told her she had to eat her entire sandwich before she could get ice cream. (I emphasized "entire" when I said it.) She looked at me and said "Mommy, it's not a TIRE sandwich, it's a peanut butter and jelly sandwich." I love the way kids hear things differently from what we say. This is the source of most of the amusing things she says or does.

Answer 4

this is what i told my mom

she plays the oboe and i was humming along and always wanted to play violin [this was when i was 4 and i guit violin at 8] but she was practicing and i said "mom you should have played the violin the oboe is lowsy"

Answer 5

that is funny

Answer 6

It was Easter time and my brother, Evan, was about 2 or 3. he had to get his tooth pulled and he was really nervous. So my parents told him that the dentist would pull it really, really, fast so that he wouldn't feel anything. So one day we went to an Easter egg hunt and when it ended, he got interviewed. the guy with the microphone said "How fast did you run little boy?" and Evan said "I ran as fast fast as a tooth!" then he paused and saw the confused look on the man's face and said "you know... when its getting pulled!"

Answer 7

My almost 4 year old son has been learning that his body is growing everyday.

The other night he stood up on the love seat, whipped himself out of his pants pulled on his part  and yelled, look mommy! my pee pee's getting bigger!  I hid my face in my hands so he couldnt see me laughing and he thought i was mad so he asked me why i was mad that his pee pee was getting bigger, lol.  

Answer 8

We were in the pool and there was a girl sitting right next to my little girl who was probably 5 or 4 and she just stared at her so about 3 moments of silence from them staring at each other she just moved her head to the side and said hmmm!!!!!! then the girl slowly swam away.

Answer 9

My son said that we were going to v****a instead of virginia and it was so funny I cried he was only 5. It was hilarious.  

Answer 10

She pretended to be George Bush

Answer 11

Until my son was 6 he wanted to be a Fire Truck when he grew up.  At first we tried to correct him into saying fireman, however he was adamant that he did not want to be a fireman, he wanted to be a big red fire truck.

Answer 12

My 1 year old picks up his toy phone everytime my phone rings and starts to gab LOUDLY in baby babble like he's talking on the phone. So, loudly that whoever is on the other end can hardly hear me. LOL- it's probably funnier to me because I'm his mom.

Answer 13

My son just farted.....he thinks it's very funny.

Answer 14

Well this one is partially my fault. I  have convinced my daughter that i have magic kisses ( she is two) . So any time she has fallen or stubs something i kiss it and she feels better.  Well her  but was itching and  the conversation went like this

d DADY kiss my butt.  

What ?

She turned around bent over and said

Kiss my but kiss it  kiss it daddy  

Answer 15

Try Moms- Mine said don't wipe your hands on your pants-use your shirt!

Answer 16

my 3 year old cousin was told that she had to pick up her toys and she didnt think that was fair so she put her hands on her hips and said "sometimes im just not too fond of this family". it was hilarious because ive never heard a 3 year old talking like that.

Answer 17

My daughters first day of kindergarten I get a phone call from her teacher...apparently my daughter was not impressed when she discovered that there was nap time in "Big Girl School" because she told her teacher, and I quote "I was under the impression that I as a big girl now and would not have to take a nap"...her teacher was amazed at her vocabulary, and told me that this was the first time she had ever had to call a parent on the first day of school, but that she had to share with me what a 5 year old had said to her!!

Answer 18

When my daughter was only 1 wk. old we took her to church to show her to our friends. It was quiet as we prayed and all of a sudden my daughter lets out this huge squirting sound from her bottom as she went poo. People in front of us couldn't help laughing, but I turned bright red.

Answer 19

My friend's kid was in a toy shop with his grandparents choosing some plastic insects from a big tray of creepy crawlies and he said in a loud voice "Granny, when I get home I'm going to build a buggery"!  

Answer 20

i have twin boys 2 years one of them got Apple for him and for his brother and he want him to eat the Apple by force coz the other one was full he start crying why his brother dont want to eat the apple at the end he start hitting on him tel he took it and eat it  

Answer 21

Thats very funny!!!

Answer 22

One time I was holding my 3 year old daughter and we were walking around the parking lot at a car dealership and suddenly (very excitedly) she pointed and said 'mom look - that human has a black truck!'  

Answer 23

My 4 year old son said he liked my rainbow. I thought he was seeing and aura or something. But he meant the wrinkles on my forehead. How sweet and positive...!!

Answer 24

My godson is 5 and loves to put on the mask and a cape and sing along to Phantom of the Opera. It's hilarious.  

Answer 25

HA, so cute! well, no kids but i was in the store the other day, and this guy, who hada lil girl, tried to holla at me. After a few minutes of having to tell him no, she cam running round the corner and he said "there's my short stuff!". She frowns, grabs his hand and says, " dont say that daddy, you gotta me big  stuff!" She sure saved him from getting his balls knocked off! So cute....

Answer 26

Ok well my cousin once thought that eating glitter would make you fly like tinkerbell, you know from peter pan, and she was covered in that glittery stuff. It actually wasnt good because she had it all in her mouth and luckily none in her eyes, but the gold glitter was everywhere, now i am so glad i didn't have to clean that up!