Kids say the darnest things dont they? care to share a cute kid story? a few weeks ago, my little boy and i?

Question

were watching the movie, whats eating gilbert grape. leonardo dicaprio stars in it as a retarded boy. my son kept complaining how stupid this guy was, and why was he acting dumb like that. i tried explaining that the boy was retarded. something he couldnt help, he was born that way. my son asks how was he born like that. struggling to come up with an answer i explained, that people have genes and chromozones. something in his parents genes was wrong. my son accepted that answer. a few days later, at wal mart we saw a boy with downs syndrome. my son says mom, he is retarded and i know why. his parents have something wrong in their pants. (genes)lol

Answer 1

hahaha those stories really made me laugh haha...i have no stories really as mine is only 3months....

although my sister was in sunday school (church thing) when she was little and we went to watch them talk about what they had learnt...

My sister said "when you run out of wine...get on your knees and pray" haha it was sooooo funny...

My cousin also has just learnt to talk....she sleeps in her mums room too...her 1st words was "oh yeeah"...she had obviously heard her mum n dad 'at it' haha

Dont you just love kids :)

Answer 2

Well first let me say that I have a son that has Down's, and he's far from retarded. But the thing with the genes was cute

Answer 3

A few years ago I visited a missionary family friend in Africa.  They have a young 5 year old daughter.  That time the father (a doctor) was sick and my friend (who is a nurse) is giving him fomentation.  It so happened that a minister and his wife came to visit the family,  I was the one who opened it with little Lola (Charlotte is her name) tugging along with me.  After all the introduction the minister ask Lola where's her mom?  Without histation she answered; "OH MY MOM's DOING FORNICATION"  Ithe shock on the ministers face. .  "it was priceless."  I explain to them what is happening. . . we had a good laugh!!!  You're right kid say the darnest thing!

Answer 4

I was playing duck duck goose with a bunch of toddlers the other month at church when it was my turn to do the nursery.  Anyway, this three year old didn't fully understand the game and that she should only say goose once and duck a lot.  She went around saying goose but it sounded like "Jews, Jews, Jews..."  I laughed and told her "No honey, we're not Jews, were Christians."

Answer 5

lol funny,

coming from a family of overweight people my niece goes to her mum does chips and lollies make you fat mum and her mum goes yes it does karry, anyway she thought about this , then she said mum does fruit and vegies make you fat and her mum said no karry they are healthy for you well after a few seconds of evaluating this in her head seh goes well then why are you and aunty debbie Fat lmao

we were in hysterics so funny man

well there is my story,

i have a 1year old and i cant wait til she is at the stage of asking and responding funy

thanks

Answer 6

Hi people should leave you alone, there is nothing wrong with using the term retarded, it is a condition, I'm sure the person being described will take no offence. Yes kids are great value. My 3 year old was very excited the other day because her grandad was coming to visit, when she woke up in the morning she said "Is grandad coming today" I said "after lunch he will be" and she said "I will have lunch right after my breakfast thankyou".

Answer 7

I once said somebody light a carrot when I was little. :-) haha

Answer 8

that is so cute!

Answer 9

I have 4 kids but my 4yr embrasses me all the time (though we look back and laugh) with the things he says!

A couple of months ago after to church, I took my 4yr son and went to the grocery store, Shop Rite. We were on the check out line when this very tall, skinny man with long hair walked by our line. My son pointed and shouted loudly, "Mommy, look! It's JESUS! JESUS SHOPS AT MY SHOP RITE!" The man starred at my son and my mouth dropped. The older lady behind us smiled and said, "Well at least he pays attention in church."

And last year we went to a resort where there was a topless beach. My son saw a rather large topless women, turned to me and said, "Mommy, that lady's mommy forgot to pack the top of her bathing suit. She must use A LOT of suntan lotion."

Best Wishes =]

Answer 10

You said that you didn't mean to offend anyone, but I have a daughter that has Down Syndrome. And yes I did feel slightly offended. As a parent you need to inform your child about politically correct terms to use in referring to other people. It is your job to not teach your child to be ignorant and to be accepting of other people. The parents of the boy with DS might not have found his comment so cute. I don't allow my children to point to someone very over weight and say hey look that person is fat. No I teach my children that everyone deserves to be loved and if you can't say something nice then keep your mouth SHUT. So what if a person is different. And truthfully I would never us the "R" word to describe anyone. My daughters were told that their sister was born with Down syndrome, she is just like us it just might take her a little bit longer to learn how to do things, but she will eventually. To let your child continue to use the "R" word is appalling! Oh by the way my daughters are 6 and 5 and they understand words they should not use, it just depends on if you take the time to explain it right!

Answer 11

When my daughter was in third grade, she asked if she'd have b*****s in 4th grade.  I asked why she's asking.  She said, because a girl who is in 4th grade came to the third grade to pick up her little brother, and she has b*****s.  I asked if she was sure they were b*****s (because some overweight children look like they have them).  And she said "Oh yes, mommy.  They looked just like yours, only they stood up better!"

Answer 12

I don't know if using the word "re-tared" is politically correct now days. I would use  delayed or have special needs.

That is funny about the pants thing though.

When my daughter was little. We told her she put her shoes on the wrong feet and she looked up with those big blue eyes so seriously and said " but mommy those are the only feet I have"

he he

Answer 13

That is so cute!

Here is a kid story of my own. A couple years ago, when my son was 6 (he's 14 now), he took a spelling test in 1st grade. The words were very easy, and he knew how to spell them all. However, just last week, his Sunday School teacher had told the class, "Jesus is the answer to everything."

Guess what my son did? For every answer on the spelling test, he wrote, "Jesus."

Answer 14

Hahaha!

Thats hilarious!

My little sister today made me laugh my head off, She said her and her friends whilst playing on the feilds at the back of her house had found a dead pigeon, So they picked it up with a plastic bag, dug a hole, 'said a few words' and buried it. After she said that, She stated she had called it 'Floppy'

I laughed my head off for ages, 'floppy' lol

Answer 15

Dont pay attention to the people giving you a hard time. It is very frustrating to ask a question and have these rude people take it completely out of proportion.

Anyways, I tell my husband on the phone sometimes that such and such happened and my daughter was "balling her eyes out"... well a couple weeks ago, my daughter was mad at me for not letting her do something she wanted to do and she yelled, "Im going in my room to cry my balls out!" I was LMAO and corrected her later hahaha

Answer 16

HAHA LOL!!! that is friken hilarious, thow using the word retarded isnt very nice! one time my brothers friend was riding his bike to choir in his choir dress type thingy, and a little boy and his mom walked by and the boy stopped and pointed at him- and said "MOMMY see angels ride bikes too!!!" lol

Answer 17

When my brother was diagnosed with diabetes, my six year old heard us talking about it, a week later, her teacher told me,, Im sorry to hear that your brother has rabies.......

Answer 18

Aside from the retarded thing... My niece had hemorrhoids and she had overheard her parents talking about it. One day she was on the toilet and she screamed, "Can someone come pull this hammer out of my butt?"