Kind of person who DOESN'T ride a Harley, describe them???

Question

Kind of person who DOESN'T ride a Harley, describe them???

Answer 1

I would love a Harley, but couldn't afford one at the time so I bought a suzuki.  After all the stuff I added to the bike to make it look and sound like I wanted, I should have went ahead and bought a Harley. Don't get me wrong, I love my suzuki and it is my own creation, but, its still not a Harley.

Answer 2

Ronnie B best answer for sure!

Answer 3

Likes horsepower and handling

Doesn't live in a house with wheels under it.

Knows how to read.  

His bikes are paid for.

His bike doesn't go cross country in a trailer.

Doesn't have oily pant cuffs.

Isn't the product of incest.

Doesn't like constantly taking his bike in to get it fixed.

Has more teeth than tattoos.

Bathes himself more often than he washes his bike.

Isn't the product of fetal alcohol syndrome.

Has probably gone over 65mph.

Doesn't have a Harley logo on everything he owns.

He doesn't like paying double the price for half the bike.

Doesn't have crabs

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Gets all bummed out when he gets behind a group of slow assed Harley's in a no passing zone.

Probably doesn't have a wife or girlfriend that uses the F word in every sentence.

Doesn't have leather tassels on his handle bars.

Doesn't ride around slow with his bike slathered with flags, pretending every ride is a parade.

Isn't interested in forming relationships with men who wear assless chaps.

Doesn't dress up like it's Halloween to go for a ride.

Doesn't like pools of oil on his garage floor.

Answer 4

normal :P

Answer 5

Noisy, easy to fall off? ... =o  

Answer 6

Most of the Riders in the World.

Answer 7

They might be just like me.  I don't ride a Harley, but I hold no grudges against those who do.  We can all ride together.  Peace.

Answer 8

Anyone who wants to keep their fillings in place and not get white finger

Answer 9

The ones that trailer their Harley's to Sturgis. The ones that park it at the bar all day. The owner that buys one just to say they have one at home in the garage, and is thinking of selling it to get a new one to park there instead.

Answer 10

The smart person,one who wants to ride their motorcycle. Because if you own a harley, chances are you'll be working on it more than riding it.

Answer 11

well not everybody has the money for one and not everybody knows how to build one.so whats your point?

Answer 12

Sorry I ride a Harley. but I can say I'm straight, love women, eat red meat, drive American cars,trucks and motorcycles,and work hard for my money.  

Answer 13

I had three.  Last HD had an oil leak at only 1,300 miles.  Son had a Buell and the engine went at only 18,500 miles.

We ride Hondas now.  Can you blame me?

Answer 14

not sure what your asking?...ive never ridden one so i cant comment...not my cup of tea,mind you the lump looks sweet in the buell....

Answer 15

dumb

uninformed

afraid

stupid

joe b

know that they would have thier balls handed to them at a real biker bar,so they sit behind momma's computer,talking tough on here