Kindly make me an ecological oath. urgent! help?

Question

Kindly make me an ecological oath with the format having two paragraphs..starting with

I, ________, a student of __________ . . .

Please help!! urgent

Answer 1

I, Amanda, a student of life, do solemnly swear to treat the Earth and all the wonders held therein with respect and equality.  In every aspect of my life, I will strive to live in harmony with nature and not expect nature to bend to my will.

I will remember the circle of life and pass my own knowledge to others in the hopes that they, in turn, will do the same.

Answer 2

I, Baldzilla, a former student of biology and computer science, pledge to not have any children.

Answer 3

I, Zeep, a student of procrastinating on the Yahoo! Answers website (with honors), hereby proclaim this ecological oath:

I will not trade in my Civic for an SUV, will not start throwing trash on the highway from the SUV I will not have, and if they ban automobiles from the roads and/or create bicycle paths in my community, I will ride my bike to work.