Kindly suggest me some undiagnosable backache with symptoms and detail

Question

i am a soldier in pakistan army. my government forces us to do things that i dont want to like beat protestors and detain innocent people. i m sick of all this. i want to fake a backache to leave army. i dont know what to do. kindly suggest me some undiagnosable backache with symptoms and detail. please help me.

Answer 1

Yeah right!

Answer 2

just slip the doc a few rupees for a 'slipped disc' diagnosis,

Answer 3

You could get diagnosed with fibromyalgia. It is a disease in which causes chronic pain with no medical explanation.

P.S. All internet connections are monitored and keystroke logged on over seas military network, especially when you are on a military network. There have offices full of people in the pentagon doing intel on stuff like this. Making sure there is no misconduct on the net probably wouldn't fake anything now. You have used key words like beat protesters and fake a backache on a military network. I would have done research on my own instead of typing something like this into a government computer.

Answer 4

Be very careful AJO is right, you seem to of narrowed down their task to locate you and if you suddenly report sick you will be a suspect and maybe classed as a traitor.