Knock knock joke?

Question

does anyone know some good knock knock jokes for a 2 1/2 year old-I am tired of hearing teh same one....

Answer 1

Uhm, Y does a 2 year old need to be telling jokes? What is he a mini Jerry Seinfeld or something?

Answer 2

Knock Knock

who's there

dinosaur

dinosaur who?

why did the dinosaur eat raw meat?

because they didn't know how to cook.

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Answer 3

Sardar was doing experiment with cockroach,

Sardar was doing experiment with cockroach, first he cut it's one leg and told WALK. WALK. Cockroach walked. Then he cut it's second leg and told the same.

Cockroach walked. Then cut the third leg and did the same. At last he cut it's fourth leg and ordered it walk! But cockroach didn't walk.

Suddenly sardar said loudly, "I found it. If we cut cockroach's four legs, it becomes deaf.

Answer 4

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