Know Any Funny 'Ya Momma' Jokes ?

Question

I Know: Your Momma So Fat She Fell In Love & Broke It,

Your Momma So Fat She Jumped In The Sea &

Made Whales Look Like TicTacs

Know Any ?

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Answer 1

Your Mama so fat she has to use a monster trucks tire when she wants to wear a tube top.

Answer 2

ur momma so fat that when she sat on the rainbow skittles popped out.

ur momma so fat that she needs the equator as a belt.

Answer 3

your mamas so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl

Answer 4

Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up

Yo mama so fat her nickname is "Lardo"

Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.

Yo mama so fat were in her right now

Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise

Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone

Yo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors

Yo mamma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her...

Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world

Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy

Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!

Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!

Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"

Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"

Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized

Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway

Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller

Yo mama so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets

Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th

Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too

Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"

Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!

Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"

Yo mama so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.

Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.

there are more on the site given below!!! If you want other jokes then fat ones, go to the link under this first one.

Answer 5

Ya Mamma is so ugly when she goes to the woods Bigfoot takes HER picture.

Ya Mamma is so fat her *** has its own Congressman.

Answer 6

Yo momma so stupid, she put a piece of paper on the TV and calls is Pay-per-view(paper view)

Answer 7

Your mamma is so fat...

she sat on the family tree and broke it

when she stood on the scales they said 'to be continued'

she once went on a seafood diet...whenever she saw food she ate it!

folk exercise by jogging around her!

when she bends over, we enter Daylight Saving Time.

she sat on a Nintendo Gamecube and it turned into a gameboy

she make Kiko the Whale look like a Smartie

NASA plan to use her to shore up the hole in the Ozone layer

she was measured at 38-26-36 and that was just the left arm...

small objects orbit her.

she make olympic sumo wrestlers look anerixic.

when I tell her to haul ***, she gotta make two trips.

when she farted she launched herself into orbit.

she lost a game at Hide&Seek only cos I spotted her...behind Mount Everest.

when I had to swerve to avoid hitting her on the road I ran out of Petrol!

she could be the eighth continent.

she nearly put Safeway out of business

the only thing that's attracted to her is gravity.

her Uni graduation photo was an aerial

when she auditioned for a part in Raiders of the Lost Ark she got the part of the big Rolling Ball.

she make Jabba the Hutt look anorexic.

her fave food is seconds.

her belt size is Equator.

she eats Desert out of a Trash Can lid

she wears an 'X' jacket and Copters attempt to land on her

she shows up on radar.

she needs a map to find her butt.

she fell into the Grand Canyon....and got stuck!

she wears an asteroid belt.

her Passport photo says 'Picture is continued overleaf'

she has TB ... 2 bellys.

she's once, twice, three times a lady.

she was in the Daily Record last week on page 5, 6, 7, 8, and 9.

the circus use her as a trampoline

stunt agencies use her as an air mattress

when she opens the Fridge it says - 'I give up...'

she got a new gig at the Cinema...she works as the screen

she once told me 'I could eat a horse'...believe me, she wasn't kidding!

she deep fries her toothpaste.

http://www.humorsphere.com/yo_mama/

Answer 8

You momma is so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

She's so fat they had to put speed bumps at the all you can eat buffet

...when she cuts herself gravy comes out

...when she fell in love she broke it.

...she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.

Answer 9

I know lots of 'Ya Momma' jokes, but alas no funny ones.

Answer 10

Ur mamas so fat that people jog around her to get exersice.

Answer 11

Your mama's so fat she has no fingers  

Answer 12

It's not your moms looks that pulled me in, it was her gravitational pull.

Answer 13

yo momma's neck is so long, she uses DHL to send food to her stomach