Know any awesome quotes?

Question

I'd like to hear/read them please :)

if i like it, ill pick you for best answer!

ready? go!

Answer 1

I couldn't email you so I had to answer. You are basing everything on your belief. Which is fine, we all have beliefs. But you have no evidence that any of those thing are 1) bad or 2) our fault.

Nature is a ***** and we don't control it. Period. Just make sure that you say you "believe" what you are saying becasue it is arrogant to think that we cause anything and more and more scientists are coming out of the closet and saying all of that is bs. There is so much political pressure out there that if you don't go along with global warming...you don't get funded...period.

Answer 2

here are a few:

Don't write a check that your butt can't cash

Armpits are like excuses everyone has them and they usually stink

You don't know how much you have until it is all gone

here is a good tip:

don't eat yellow snow it doesn't taste like lemons

Answer 3

"Today only happens once in a lifetime.  Make the most of it."  Source: www.alternativeeducationbible.com

Answer 4

"Tr-r-rust ivrybody, Hinnissy, but cu-ut the carr-rds."

            -- Peter Finley Dunne,

              " Mr. Dooley on Ivrything an' Ivrybody"

“Hello, babies. Welcome to Earth. It’s hot in the summer and cold in the winter. It’s round and wet and crowded. At the outside, babies, you’ve got about a hundred years here. There’s only one rule that I know of, babies — ‘God d**n it, you’ve got to be kind.’"

           -- Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.

              "God Bless You, Mr. Rosewater"

Answer 5

I love the way you look at me when i say something stupid,

Its like your about to get mad But then all the sudden you.. smile.

Answer 6

My favorite quote..

'My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son of a *****.'

Answer 7

"A bus is only on time when you are not."

It may not be the exact words, but the meaning is the same as what Sherriff Andy Taylor said on an episode of "The Andy griffith Show."

Answer 8

One generation plants the trees; another gets the shade.

Chinese Proverb

Politics is a rotten egg; if broken, it stinks.

Russian proverb

Some people are masters of money, and some its slaves.

Russian Proverb

Answer 9

Here is one. It is about a special event.

"Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened."

                       Dr.Seuss