Know how to make a j*p bike faster?

Question

use minute rice

Answer 1

put sand and ball bearings in it,,,,,you mean sink faster??????

Answer 2

harharhar!

Wouldn't be bad if rice could be an alternative fuel.  Would it?

Maybe I'll convert my Kawasaki to run on  Japanese saki.

Kawa  --  saki?    Kawa-saki ?    ,  Kawasaki !!!     hey,  that's good!

Answer 3

push it off a cliff

Answer 4

That's tasteless, chopper. Of course, the pre-cooked stuff usually is.

Rice as an alternative fuel? Already exists. Alcohol. Rice wine. Saki.

Still, I'm not going back to a saki-sucker. No matter how cheap it is.

Answer 5

120 S&S?  Sheee-it, those things won't take my old Honda.  A bud carries one in his Gold Wing trunk to use as an anchor.

Answer 6

OH I was going to say remove the p***s from it's back.

Answer 7

120" S&S Engine?

Answer 8

Let your sister show you how to ride.  Take off the training wheels.  Loose fifty pounds sumo dude.

Answer 9

Let the rider realize the car He just cut off and Flipped off is an Unmarked patrol car!  :--)