Know of a great Drama Monologue for a girl?

Question

I'm in grade 12 and we're writting exams at the moment and my Drama prac exam is on Wednesday and I need a great, blow the audiance away monologue urgently.. If you know of one please let me know where I can get hold of it. It must be for a female and may not come from a film. Also acting/vocal or physical charactorisation tips would be warmly wellcomed. Thankyou:)

P.S Not Shakespeare. Preferably Realism!

Answer 1

"So, OK, like right now, for example, the Haitians need to come to America. But some people are all "What about the strain on our resources?" But it's like, when I had this garden party for my father's birthday right? I said R.S.V.P. because it was a sit-down dinner. But people came that like, did not R.S.V.P. so I was like, totally buggin'. I had to haul *** to the kitchen, redistribute the food, squish in extra place settings, but by the end of the day it was like, the more the merrier! And so, if the government could just get to the kitchen, rearrange some things, we could certainly party with the Haitians. And in conclusion, may I please remind you that it does not say R.S.V.P. on the Statue of Liberty?"

-Cher (Clueless)

Answer 2

You could try 'nothing' from 'a choras line' it's a mixture of singing and acting.It's a very nice piece.

This is Lea Salonga singing it. :) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4lHNTZsJ...

good luck.

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