Koala with an eating disorder, what should I do?

Question

There is a koala on a Grey Gum in my backyard, and it has an eating disorder: it sleeps up to 18 hours a day, and dedicates the other 4 hours to constant munching. It never stops eating while it's awake, what should I do?

Answer 1

Geez man, this is normal, this is what koala's do.

Answer 2

Nothing, this is normal.

Answer 3

The only reason it pretends to be asleep is because it wants to avoid hearing you read your idiotic questions to it.

Answer 4

just go tell your mummy you are annoying people on the computer again she will take care of it

Answer 5

What?

You wouldn't enjoy that?

being able to just eat and sleep all day??

Answer 6

Bare it and join him.

Answer 7

go up there and join the fun.

Cheers