Kylie set to ditch hotpants?

Question

This groundbreaking news item was offered to us by Yahoo today. I, for one will sleep better knowing that this is the case. This highly important issue has been ignored for too long. How has this news changed your life?

Answer 1

who cares ? them gold hot-pants will be in my mind forever

Answer 2

She´ll get a cold bum then, won´t she?

Answer 3

Tonight, I will weep into my gravy.

Tomorrow, I will wake up a saddened man.

Forever, I will take my first breath of the morning, go to bed at night living every day as a husk of the former person that I was.

I will live a chastened life every day, I will not look back at glories that are lost.

My outlook will be as if I am in a Monastic Order, bereft and full of prayer.

The Sun has dimmed, the star will twinkle less.

Rainbows will be as one colour.

Birds will sing tunelessly to me.

Ah me!, she has got a good bit of shapely buttock though.

Answer 4

They never looked right on the dwarf anyway !

Answer 5

Say it's not so! This is awful news and a sad day for every bloke or d**e.

Answer 6

I was thinking of ripping them off anyway.  

Servants in my residence must adhere to a strict (un)dress code, particularly the serving wenches.

Answer 7

haha very true its not exactly big news is it , bet she could make a packet on them though hopefully it will go to charity.

Answer 8

so what