LADIES: What do you do when you discover your...?

Question

dream boat has a microphallus?

Answer 1

hire a divorce lawyer

Answer 2

then it's obviously not my dream boat now isn't it?  

Answer 3

you become captain of the ship :P

Answer 4

I'm afraid of the water so I don't have a boat....♥

Answer 5

I would invest in thimbles

*sigh*

Answer 6

take charge of the ship and help him out

Answer 7

That would suck terribly. Maybe he'd have a hot brother with a little bit "more to offer" so to speak.

Answer 8

I dont' have a dream boat.  However, I have dreamt of owning a boat.  

Answer 9

Luckly he didnt, so I never had to worry about that : )

Answer 10

HAVE FUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...  

Answer 11

get the oars out ;-)

Answer 12

humm, spray it with novacaine

Answer 13

give him a pill and send him on his way. i really don't know what that is but it sounds menacing

Answer 14

may I advise you take away his sniff.  

Answer 15

i dont do any thng