LIES your parents used to tell you....?

Question

My mom used to say that if i swallowed gum it would turn into a bubble in my stomach and i would float away.

Answer 1

1)you were conceived purposefully! 2) You can be anything you want to be!

Answer 2

My dad said they planted bird seed and birds grew form i

Answer 3

My parents never really lie to me...

Santa,

Easter Bunny,

Tooth Fairy

But, all these things were just to make the holidays more fun for children... so, as it turns out.. the lie made things FUN!

but, no never any bad lies...

that I know of....

ha ha LOL..

nah my parents don't lie

SMILE GOD LOVES YOU! =D

Answer 4

Many years ago, my dad had a Scorpio Merkur. They haven't imported that car from Germany (I think) since like '89 or '90. But I remember there was a button in the center console with a lightening bolt through it. My mom told me it was the ejection seat button, and if it was pushed, the person in the passenger seat would fly out the sunroof.

I knew she made it up. But... I never pushed the button... just in case.

Turns out it was the lock button for the windows. Haha!

Answer 5

My parents never made up lies...but I did hear from people when I was little that if I ate seeds then they would grow in my stomach and then there were the usual lies (Santa Claus, Tooth Fairy..)

Answer 6

Just the usual stuff...if you make a face it could freeze that way, if you swallow seeds it will grow in your tummy, the holiday lies, etc!!

Answer 7

My favorite one my mom use to say was to my brother, that if he whined, his p***s would fall off and he would turn into a girl! She would say to him, "See your sister? She use to be a boy...but she whined too much and now look!"

I said it once to my 4yr son when he was crying and whining over getting a green ice pop instead of a blue one and he immediately stopped and starred at me. Haven't heard any whining out of him since! ;)

Best Wishes =]

Answer 8

my mom said if i swallow gum it'll get stuck on the top of my heart and i'll die.....so scared so from that moment on i never swallowed another peice of gum, yup yup

Answer 9

They never told me anything like that..lolz! BUT! They did tell my brother if he 'did the naughty' before he was 18 it would shrivle and fall off, becuase boy parts were 'allergic' to girl parts! XD

Answer 10

My mum told me that if I didn't step of escalators in time they would suck me under lol. I still take big steps off. My uncle told me worms had big teeth and they could bite. I still cant touch a worm even tho I know it is not true. I think I am traumatised lmao

Then a friend of the family told me there was a man in his shed that ate nails and had nails for teeth (one of he mannny stories )

Answer 11

mines like yours except she said that if i swallowed it , it would stay in my stomach forever

Answer 12

My parents weren't too bad. My uncles were the worst. My one uncle used to make up all these stories saying that santa claus wouldn't come because he peed his pants and he got frozen to the seat of his sleigh flying over Denmark or because a goose flew off with his bag of toys or because he was getting alzheimers... etc. He thought that was extremely amusing. It was not lol . He also told me that everyone ate boogers because they had lots of vitamins, and that I could catch a blackeye by looking at someone who had one too long. He has a quirky sense of humor to say the least.

Answer 13

I had this dress for my Barbie that had holes underneath the armholes (an old 70s Barbie dress).  I asked my mom why it had extra armholes and she said it was for Alien Barbie (a convenient weird answer, right?)...the problem was from then on, I begged and begged for Alien Barbie!  To this day, if they made a 4 armed Barbie, I would totally buy it!

Answer 14

haha thats funny

Ya my mom used to say if I eat the black seeds in the watermelon that a watermelon would grow inside of me

Answer 15

my mom is a teacher and said teachers have magical powers were they can see you even if your still turned around and i belived her acually lol so wen a teacher was helping another student and her back was to me and someone started talking to me i said shhhhhhh the teacher is waching lol they were all what?

Answer 16

when i was about eight or nine we were watching hocus pocus (spelling?) and they were talking about a virgin and i asked my mom what a virgin was and she said it was someone who never kissed before. lol

Answer 17

Haha thats actually a funny lie she told you.

My mom used to tell me that if you walk in the road you will be flatened like a pancake!

Answer 18

were do i start

-stork

-i ate my boogerd ik would become a monster(age 3)

-i ate so many banan i would end up at the zoo with the monkeys

Answer 19

if i eat a watermelon seed the seed will grow in my body and i will have a watermelon in me that has to be surgically removed. how mean

Answer 20

If we swallowed watermelong seeds a watermelon would grow in my stomach.

If we picked my nose my finger will get stuck in my brain

If we made an ugly face our faces would get permanently stuck like that

Answer 21

The ice cream truck only plays music when it's empty so the kids know not to buy any because they're all out.

Answer 22

They didn't tell me any lies, except for the usual: Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy.

Answer 23

.. i would only eat chicken when i was younger.. all the other meats were horrible.. only after i grew up and moved out did my mother tell me that they chicken i been eating all my life was actually roast beef..

Answer 24

wow! all these about the watermelon seed. i heard the same thing but i was so scared that if i ate a watermelon, apple, etc. seed that the branch or trunk would grow out of my mouth and i would not be able to breathe and i would die! very scary!

Answer 25

I had a pet turkey who followed me around the yard, and my dad told me he got too fat to stand on his legs, so they had to put him to sleep. Little did I know, we ate him. He told me when I was 13, and Im still mad.

Answer 26

-If you swallowed gum,it would get stuck inside your stomach and never leave

-Santa Clause

-I was found in a hospital's garbage tank and taken in by them

-My sister and I have different fathers (due to the fact that I have dark features while she has pale skin, green eyes, and brown hair)

-When it used to rain, it was because God was crying

-Tooth Fairy

-If I said any bad words, she would inject my tongue

-If you made faces, you're face would stay like that

-If you look at a fly crossed-eyed, you would stay like that forever (and I'm still not sure if that's true or not) and I'm not even gonna try it.....

Answer 27

My dad told me that if I swallowed the seeds from apples or watermelons that it would grow in my belly and blow up! I cried so hard cause I had swallowed a seed from an apple from biting too deep! Poor me :(

My dad told me he sang with Elvis and I believed him!

my brother told me that if I ate too many kitkats that my butt would be HUGE!

while at toys r us my mom was buying all these awesome toys for girls...and I asked who they were for and she said for my cousin Lilly...I was bummed and then to my surprise I recieved all of them for Christmas! I was happy but then it hit me............THERE IS NO SANTA CLAUSE?? :(

Answer 28

Keep making those faces and your face will stay like that.

Answer 29

That's an unusual one. I was always told that it took 7 years for the gum to digest in my stomach.

Answer 30

There are pins and needles in hotel carpet, so you must wear shoes.  

Eating ice will make you sick

Answer 31

If i swallowed the watermelon seed a watermelon would grow in my stomach.....if I swallowed gum it would clog my b******e up for a week

I would say those are two of the funnier ones she use to tell me.