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LMAO joke 2....star if you like?

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Two high school sweethearts who went out together for four years in high school were both virgins; they enjoyed losing their virginity with each other in 10th grade. When they graduated, they both wanted to go to the same college but the girl was accepted to a college on the east coast, and the guy went to the west coast. They agreed to be faithful to each other and spend any time that they could together.

As time went on, the guy would call the girl and she would never be home, and when he wrote, she would take weeks to return the letters. Even when he e-mailed her, she took days to return his messages.

Finally, she confessed to him she wanted to date around. He didn't want to do this and increased his calls, letters, and e-mails trying to win back her love. After a while she became annoyed, and because she now had a new boyfriend, she wanted to get him off her back.

So, what she did is this: She took a polaroid picture of her, sucking her new boyfriend's p***s, while almost naked and sent it to her old boyfriend with a note reading, "I found a new boyfriend, leave me alone."

Well, needless to say this guy was heartbroken, but even more so, he was pissed. So, what he did next was awesome.

He wrote on the back of the photo the following, "Dear Mom and Dad, having a great time in college, please send more money!" and mailed the picture to her parents.

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  1. haha! Hilarious!!


  2. Wow that was actually kind of funny. Man that would really make her angry jeese.

  3. LOL

  4. ROTFL

  5. I thought that was way funny!

  6. LOL FUNNY! Love it !

  7. Lol.........its good that boy was not a stalker to stalk his ex....lol

  8. roflmao that was hilarious!!!1!!

  9. that was beautiful!!!!!!!!!

  10. OMG He sure showed her who's boss!!!!!

    That was hilarious!!!

    STAR!!!!

  11. Hilarious!  Have a star!

  12. wow that was funny

    *why does everyone copy me*

  13. M'KAYn awsome star* XO

  14. haha nice joke

  15. funny. and dirty.

  16. That"s a good one!!

  17. Ha Ha Ha.

  18. Freaking Hilarious!!!

  19. Perfect response.

  20. Sweet!!!

  21. That joke is the messed up but funny though

  22. sweet one!

  23. lol pretty awesome!!

  24. lol hilarous star

  25. Pahaha =]

  26. That chick's a *****!! Haha

  27. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

    wow  That's very funny to do

  28. Wow That was a good comeback!! HaHa!! Lol!

    .:.Gabby.:.

  29. lmfao that was good

    heres a star.

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